Dear World,
Send me my baby pangolin. Nowpleez!
Dear girl from the glasgow feminist network,
I really quite fancy you, despite the fact that you seem to sincerely like the smiths, due to this you should come home and do sex on me.
love from me
xxx
also i will overlook the fact that you are only 20 because i want to touch you on the boobs.
Also, this Halloween i was a lion tamer:
Send me my baby pangolin. Nowpleez!
Dear girl from the glasgow feminist network,
I really quite fancy you, despite the fact that you seem to sincerely like the smiths, due to this you should come home and do sex on me.
love from me
xxx
also i will overlook the fact that you are only 20 because i want to touch you on the boobs.
Also, this Halloween i was a lion tamer:
creamygoodness:
Pangolins are freaking awesome, they're like a real-life pokemon, only without small children forcing them to fight, which is probably for the best. Also your costume was pretty awesome, I was pretty lazy myself and did Alex from Clockwork Orange as I had pretty much all of it around the house anyway (yes, including the bowler hat and pimp stick)