twentythree

Here's a friendly reminder:
If you are going to run a homeless man down with your car or stab a hooker to death with a hatchet, be sure to try to make it look sort of spur-of-the-moment so that you have a better chance of getting off on insanity.


You ever get real close to killing yourself, but then stop at the last second because you realize that killing yourself might make someone that dislikes you happy?
So you keep on purely out of spite?
The goal being that you'll live just long enough to urinate on that person's grave, quite possibly while their greiving relatives watch you in silent horror?
Not me.
But if I had a reason to kill myself, that would keep me going I think.


I would like to go into a church and announce to everyone that God speaks to me.
Not in some metaphorical way, but in a very literal sense.
And that he speaks to me through old episodes of "What's Happenin'?"
Specifically, through Re-Run.