twentythree

I've always felt that if you have alot of friends it means that you must be something of an asshole.
Or at least not terribly selective of who you'll hang out with.
Because lets face it.
Most people are assholes.
The world is just full to overflowing with them.
Now if you have ten or twenty or seven friends that you pal around with on a regular basis, and at least half of them are assholes, then by default, you must be an asshole.
Or a sucker.
Or someone desperate for human contact of any kind.
Or a phony.
But then what do I know?
I sit at home alone all the time with a cat.



Today, just for fun, try to convince someone to commit suicide.
And don't just pick a guy that has already given up because life has beaten him.
No, choose someone really happy, someone that has alot to lose.
If you can convince someone like that eat a bowl full of bullets, then there really is nothing you can't accomplish.
And wouldn't that make you feel really good about yourself?