You ever think about stealing a kid?
You know, one of those kids whose parents let them run fuckin' wild all over the place with no supervision.
Just to teach the parents a lesson.
Or maybe just borrowing somebody's kid.
Just keep 'em for a month or so and teach them to say the filthiest curse words imaginable so that when they get home they're a terrible potty mouth.
Or maybe just take somebody's kid aside for about two minutes and tell them that there is no God.
I have a dream to someday see a big rock fall on someone.
Just a huge fucking boulder, right on top of some guy.
You don't see that all the time.
Why are young people so boring?
Honestly, anyone between the ages of 18 and 32 is just utterly dull.
I don't like being able to know what sort of music you listen to by looking at you.
And I don't like knowing what all of your opinions are by knowing what music you listen to.
At least with eighty year olds, they might be senile and do some crazy unexpected shit.
Or they have just totally given up on life and don't care anymore, which makes them interesting.
Seriously, tattoos?
DEAD.
Piercings?
DEAD.
It's all a drag...
Oh, and while I'm at it, fuck "Burning Man" as well.
Or as I like to call it "Woodstock 2005."
This is how you make tons of friends on suicidegirls.com.
You know, one of those kids whose parents let them run fuckin' wild all over the place with no supervision.
Just to teach the parents a lesson.
Or maybe just borrowing somebody's kid.
Just keep 'em for a month or so and teach them to say the filthiest curse words imaginable so that when they get home they're a terrible potty mouth.
Or maybe just take somebody's kid aside for about two minutes and tell them that there is no God.
I have a dream to someday see a big rock fall on someone.
Just a huge fucking boulder, right on top of some guy.
You don't see that all the time.
Why are young people so boring?
Honestly, anyone between the ages of 18 and 32 is just utterly dull.
I don't like being able to know what sort of music you listen to by looking at you.
And I don't like knowing what all of your opinions are by knowing what music you listen to.
At least with eighty year olds, they might be senile and do some crazy unexpected shit.
Or they have just totally given up on life and don't care anymore, which makes them interesting.
Seriously, tattoos?
DEAD.
Piercings?
DEAD.
It's all a drag...
Oh, and while I'm at it, fuck "Burning Man" as well.
Or as I like to call it "Woodstock 2005."
This is how you make tons of friends on suicidegirls.com.
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Anyway, I think people who let their kids go wild want them to be kidnapped. Most people don't feel okay giving up an 8 year old for adoption, afer all.
I always figured that the disabled were a fine resource for interesting acquaintances. Being old is more or less a disability, so why not try out the deaf (the music rule wouldn't apply, right?) or deformed? Have you ever considered the erotic possibilities a bearded lady provides? Course, for all I know you may very have already gotten yourself some handicapped friends. You could even be handicapped yourself.
I don't know why I'm worried about offending somebody who wants to kidnap mismanaged young ones and watch dudes get flattened.
[Edited on Jun 24, 2005 3:32AM]