It is really your civic duty to be horrible to people.
If you get the chance, spit on someone, a complete stranger.
They will act all mad and get huffy puffy but inside they will be thanking you.
Because you just made their day.
You see, when you throw urine on someone or maybe you say something truly terrible about their mother, they love that shit.
Because it gives them something to talk about.
Because most people live horrible, boring, pointless lives, whether they realize it or not.
And they love it when bad things happen because it kinda shakes up the monotony of their dull existences.
So.
Be a good samaritan.
Do your part to make the world a better place.
Go punch some guy's girlfriend in the face.
He and his girlfriend will be forever indebted to you.
If you get the chance, spit on someone, a complete stranger.
They will act all mad and get huffy puffy but inside they will be thanking you.
Because you just made their day.
You see, when you throw urine on someone or maybe you say something truly terrible about their mother, they love that shit.
Because it gives them something to talk about.
Because most people live horrible, boring, pointless lives, whether they realize it or not.
And they love it when bad things happen because it kinda shakes up the monotony of their dull existences.
So.
Be a good samaritan.
Do your part to make the world a better place.
Go punch some guy's girlfriend in the face.
He and his girlfriend will be forever indebted to you.
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