Saturday Apr 23, 2005

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I was in a car accident the other day and it wasn't half as painful, dangerous and traumatic as giving my cat a bath.
Also, I have decided to never die.
I'm just not going to.
It's that simple.
If I did decide to die, I would want to come back as a monkey so that I could just jack off and throw my shit at people all the time.
That seems like a pretty good life.
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black_tar_heroin:
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[Edited on Apr 24, 2005 12:00PM]
robosagogo:
You make a lot of sense. Still, if I should feel so inclined as to dispense goo-smacks, I'll have to wear a mask. You know, because I don't want people showing up at my doorstep to thank me.

And I'd caution that reincarnating as a monkey would represent some sort of spiritual de-evolution, but the advantages really do outweigh all possible losses.

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