I think it's somewhat suspicious that everyone's boyfriend/girlfriend is really "special."
These people are always "the most amazing person" or "unlike anyone else" and I find that to be kinda dubious.
I mean, how many special people are out there?
And if there are so many, how is it that anyone is really special anymore?
You can't stand out as being amazing if every other...
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These people are always "the most amazing person" or "unlike anyone else" and I find that to be kinda dubious.
I mean, how many special people are out there?
And if there are so many, how is it that anyone is really special anymore?
You can't stand out as being amazing if every other...
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black_tar_heroin:
i think with my cock dude and everything is hot, warm and special!!!!!!!! dude i broke my finger punching this kid... my fucking hand hurts
black_tar_heroin:
yeah.. it was really really fucking lame...
Here's a few things I don't like:
1.) People that use the term "pro-choice."
Everything is "pro-choice."
Deciding to eat an orange instead of an apple makes you pro-choice.
If you are pro-ABORTION, then just say it.
There's nothing wrong with it.
You don't need to use some weak American euphamism to soften your opinion.
Personally, I am all for abortion.
In fact, I wish...
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1.) People that use the term "pro-choice."
Everything is "pro-choice."
Deciding to eat an orange instead of an apple makes you pro-choice.
If you are pro-ABORTION, then just say it.
There's nothing wrong with it.
You don't need to use some weak American euphamism to soften your opinion.
Personally, I am all for abortion.
In fact, I wish...
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hooraydiation:
Nothing cool, you can be sure of that. I made a thread asking if people care if the girls in the porn they jerk off to are being exploited or if they just pleasure themselves indiscriminately and i guess the mods thought it was an anti-SG thread.
Place all interesting comments in the section provided below.
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black_tar_heroin:
rich has lost his damn mind
sorry 2 give u a boner
sorry 2 give u a boner
black_tar_heroin:
dude he is just fucking RETARDED
If I were a cat, I think I'd like for my name to be Mr. Pumkinpuss.
I think that's a pretty suitable name for a cat.
I think I would wear a bowtie also.
If I were a cat.
I think that's a pretty suitable name for a cat.
I think I would wear a bowtie also.
If I were a cat.
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marlaburse:
thank you for the suggestions.
they are very amazing.
but i think we'll stick with Super Happy Fun Land (if they let me).
<3
they are very amazing.
but i think we'll stick with Super Happy Fun Land (if they let me).
<3
gangstaswan:
If I were a cat, I'd be gray and white sploched. I'd be tiny for a cat, but I'd be very adorable and cuddley. I don't know what my name would be.
The radio station the manager at my work has been keeping it on is called "Smooth Jazz."
On the Smooth Jazz you might hear Kenny G. followed by John Tesh followed by a muzak version of a Mr. Mister song.
Truly, there is nothing more awful.
The Smooth Jazz sucks the life out of you bit by bit and leaves a gaping black hole where...
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On the Smooth Jazz you might hear Kenny G. followed by John Tesh followed by a muzak version of a Mr. Mister song.
Truly, there is nothing more awful.
The Smooth Jazz sucks the life out of you bit by bit and leaves a gaping black hole where...
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robosagogo:
Lumpy and rebellious, you have sitcom potential.
Do you remember those trick candles that you could blow out but then they'd just light up again?
And sometimes someone thought it was funny to put those on somebody's birthday cake, so they'd be blowing and blowing but the candles would stay lit?
I think those candles ought to be put on every child's cake at a very early age, say at about the...
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And sometimes someone thought it was funny to put those on somebody's birthday cake, so they'd be blowing and blowing but the candles would stay lit?
I think those candles ought to be put on every child's cake at a very early age, say at about the...
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robosagogo:
I don't know, if I was a movie maker guy I'd be looking to recapture the magic of Homeward Bound. It's all been downhill since then.
And is there maybe some way we can incorporate your idea into prayer as well? Maybe you have your kid kneel and pray for something, and then the crucifix on their wall sprays seltzer in their face? Follow it up with the sound of disembodied laughter too.
And is there maybe some way we can incorporate your idea into prayer as well? Maybe you have your kid kneel and pray for something, and then the crucifix on their wall sprays seltzer in their face? Follow it up with the sound of disembodied laughter too.
Doesn't it seem as if assholes really get ahead in life?
I mean, rich people are very nearly always assholes.
My boss is an asshole.
He is as about as clever as a potato.
As interesting as dirt.
Has the sense of humor of an ingrown toenail.
And is a woman-hating ego-maniac.
The assistant manager is a rapist scumbag...
And yet both of these guys...
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I mean, rich people are very nearly always assholes.
My boss is an asshole.
He is as about as clever as a potato.
As interesting as dirt.
Has the sense of humor of an ingrown toenail.
And is a woman-hating ego-maniac.
The assistant manager is a rapist scumbag...
And yet both of these guys...
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robosagogo:
A Boss v. Potato academic triathlon would be intereting, at least.
robosagogo:
Yessir, I am. I love all the volumes in the collection except the one where Captain Marvel guest-stars.
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[Edited on Aug 28, 2005 12:14PM]
If only I had a vagina.
Then I would have a ton of friends.
To steal from.
Then I would have a ton of friends.
To steal from.
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plaidhangover:
you can have mine, its only slightly used...
black_tar_heroin:
i never really get lonely... i just hate feeling not good enough enough...
like the jawbreaker song i wanted you... you wanted more
i could be fucking 17 year olds...
but balls to that...
the new against me cd is coming out soon...
i just got a listen...
it is really really good....
i love divorce~!
like the jawbreaker song i wanted you... you wanted more
i could be fucking 17 year olds...
but balls to that...
the new against me cd is coming out soon...
i just got a listen...
it is really really good....
i love divorce~!
I don't think there is anything more filthy than a dirty diaper with a used condom in it.
I was eating McDonald's the other day and I happened to notice the advertisment on the bag and it made me wonder about who these advertisements are for.
The bag had a picture of some 20 something year old guy wearing a pair of camo shorts and a goatee playing a guitar with the words "Axeman and Food Critic" underneath him and had him quoted...
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The bag had a picture of some 20 something year old guy wearing a pair of camo shorts and a goatee playing a guitar with the words "Axeman and Food Critic" underneath him and had him quoted...
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black_tar_heroin:
i want to fuck a burger... michael the burger fucker... i saw sin city... its a good movie to jerk off to.. . i want to fuck a throat right after i fuck that burger
black_tar_heroin:
i would love to but the jack ass the owns the place where i work makes me work 6 days...
9 to 5.... but its more like 9 to 6
then i am too tierd to do anything
9 to 5.... but its more like 9 to 6
then i am too tierd to do anything
Have you ever noticed on SG how girls have tons of friends and always get a shitload of comments on every journal entry they write?
I think that's really sad.
And anyway, who would want a ton of friends in the first place?
Except to take advantage of?
I think that's really sad.
And anyway, who would want a ton of friends in the first place?
Except to take advantage of?
When I am at my stupid job and I tell the customers to "have a nice evening..."
I don't mean it.
I don't mean it.
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black_tar_heroin:
oh my god dude...
my job sucks...
BOB is so pissed at me...
like today...
i told my mom i was going to try to find a new job....
bob has loyalty...
towards jobs and he was bitching that so far i have borred 10,000 from him this year...
so when i came home on break..
dad was like Michael you need to stay at this job and try to make friends..
i was like BOB i am going to get a new job and try to find something i like...
and then we straight up yelled at each other...
ending with my dad calling himself stupid and how he should kill himself.
so i left...
fucking last week... all 8 days 9 to 10 hour shifts and if i dont run... they fucking yell at me....
fucking twinks...
i swear to god they all suck...
evidently.... the psych test.... i am the only weird fucker that passed...
i have the day off tommorow...
and my friend robby is going to try to get me a job as being a cook...
robby is cool and the job is chill...
i miss Jimmy and Rick a lot...
at harris teater ... i am the Jimmy...
i said Dude i use to work really hard dude..
bah.... did you read the clint interview?
i wrote beaver patrol...
natalie and i are fighting xxx....
err.....
she keeps writing me drunk saying she likes me...
and her boyfriend caught her..
and she blamed it on me...
fun huh?
my job sucks...
BOB is so pissed at me...
like today...
i told my mom i was going to try to find a new job....
bob has loyalty...
towards jobs and he was bitching that so far i have borred 10,000 from him this year...
so when i came home on break..
dad was like Michael you need to stay at this job and try to make friends..
i was like BOB i am going to get a new job and try to find something i like...
and then we straight up yelled at each other...
ending with my dad calling himself stupid and how he should kill himself.
so i left...
fucking last week... all 8 days 9 to 10 hour shifts and if i dont run... they fucking yell at me....
fucking twinks...
i swear to god they all suck...
evidently.... the psych test.... i am the only weird fucker that passed...
i have the day off tommorow...
and my friend robby is going to try to get me a job as being a cook...
robby is cool and the job is chill...
i miss Jimmy and Rick a lot...
at harris teater ... i am the Jimmy...
i said Dude i use to work really hard dude..
bah.... did you read the clint interview?
i wrote beaver patrol...
natalie and i are fighting xxx....
err.....
she keeps writing me drunk saying she likes me...
and her boyfriend caught her..
and she blamed it on me...
fun huh?
black_tar_heroin:
are you on aim????