Today is the wedding. my cousin lisa is getting married to some short guy with a viking beard and a high-pitched voice.
but more importantly, my best friend Gus is marrying his best girl Mitzsie. They met while they were eating tuna fish by the frame shop. Mr. Dithers, the frame shop guy, he showed me a picture of Gus singing a love song to...
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but more importantly, my best friend Gus is marrying his best girl Mitzsie. They met while they were eating tuna fish by the frame shop. Mr. Dithers, the frame shop guy, he showed me a picture of Gus singing a love song to...
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chiquita:
hooray for gus and mitzsie!! i've never known a better couple. here's to clean litter boxes and lotsa catnip and canned food for many years to come! bring on the kittens!
jason:
i hope you drink too much and dance with people 3-4 times older than you. dont skimp on the details.
twelvis is slave 2 thee rave
also
i have like no libido whatsoever.
also
i have like no libido whatsoever.
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takora:
yes, eveyone else is getting stalked and outed as SG members, so i decided to pretend that i am, too (dude).
joscelyne:
wait a minute. I'm not getting stalked...
What's up with 56, y0???
What's up with 56, y0???
mama had many servants. but she still insisted on making her own tortillas. she would ground the flour into masa and get it ready for the soapstone.
then the filling. CHOPPED BEEF AND ONIONS. a sprinking of cheese and enchilada sauce and
AYE AYE AYE WHAT ENCHILADAS!
then the filling. CHOPPED BEEF AND ONIONS. a sprinking of cheese and enchilada sauce and
AYE AYE AYE WHAT ENCHILADAS!
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bettietwoguns:
silly.
joscelyne:
you make me smile.
*sneeze*
strawbettie totally made my day with her package to me. i'd tell you what's in it but you'd just die of jealousy. yeah you would. YOU AINT GOT TO LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
tonite mike and kiki and i drank beeerz and ate carmel onion spaghetti squash something and watched THE NEW GUY which you'd think would suck but didn't.
strawbettie totally made my day with her package to me. i'd tell you what's in it but you'd just die of jealousy. yeah you would. YOU AINT GOT TO LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
tonite mike and kiki and i drank beeerz and ate carmel onion spaghetti squash something and watched THE NEW GUY which you'd think would suck but didn't.
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joscelyne:
i saw it. i liked it.
aster:
delorean! your dick has high aspirations. so you won't have people saying, "aw, it's just a neon."
i done got a package from STRAWBETTIE AND it rocks me something fierce.
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bettietwoguns:
heeee! *smooch*
where you at?
where you at?
bettietwoguns:
g'night, sir . . . *smooch* again.
what should i get a tatoo of?
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penelopelee:
are you REALLY thinking about getting a tattoo??
don't.
give.
in.
don't.
give.
in.
febo:
you should get a stupid ass seeds tattoo. maybe like the cover of 'mr. farmer'. or anything w/ a pic of skyy saxon (or is it one y and two x?) and then get an equally moronic teengenerate tat thay reads' my gur drs in brak'.
that way, you are assured to be hated by hipsters and thus, also, secure and attain lifetime superhero status.
that, my friend, is fact,
-/
that way, you are assured to be hated by hipsters and thus, also, secure and attain lifetime superhero status.
that, my friend, is fact,
-/
that's right, folks, an authentic autographed poster of RIOT.
L@@K!!!
L@@K!!!
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penelopelee:
you have MYYY cell#. i'm going to see the teenage prayersat 9:30pm at the alphabet lounge, if you wanna come. they're like velvet underground with bob dylan as the lead singer. they're the BEST. after that, i'm running back to lit.
complainey:
that's a good idea duder, but i'm looking for blackwork only. guess i should have stated that.
RIOT!
when we meet eachother we should totally jazzercise together. that'd be dope.
RIOT!
when we meet eachother we should totally jazzercise together. that'd be dope.
holeeee crap, i had a dream i was covered in blood and fucking the girl i lost my virginity to (in real life, she's big and lesbiainian); her parents insisted we go back to 1948 and drive around to try to find this docto, but went to a greasy spooon restaurant instead. they said to me, we don't serve jews, at which point i vomited...
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bettietwoguns:
you apear to be a japanese poet.
bettietwoguns:
did you get yer package yet?
SHOUT-OUTS!
-beth, lainey, penny, chiquita, zomboid13, thirsty and the whole SG crew. i gotcha back yall when the shit goes down, and you know thissssssss
-veggie sammiches from wegman's
-pbr
-good porn mpegs
-nina hagen
-boxing
-nice guys and gals at the bookstore
-good ol' fashioned socialism
FUCK YOUSE!
-girls' ex-boyfriends
-parents
-socialist cults
-conservative cults
-right-wing zionists
-anti-americanism (as a sloppy excuse for critique...
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-beth, lainey, penny, chiquita, zomboid13, thirsty and the whole SG crew. i gotcha back yall when the shit goes down, and you know thissssssss
-veggie sammiches from wegman's
-pbr
-good porn mpegs
-nina hagen
-boxing
-nice guys and gals at the bookstore
-good ol' fashioned socialism
FUCK YOUSE!
-girls' ex-boyfriends
-parents
-socialist cults
-conservative cults
-right-wing zionists
-anti-americanism (as a sloppy excuse for critique...
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orchid1:
Whoa i take that back! Congratulate your cousin. I don't know what gets into me. Penny's journal, I suck...sorry for the misdirected conrats. My excuse is I am tired and really really need to go to bed. So...yeah.
febo:
thank god you got married to nina hagen while sponsered by pbr. that seriously takes a load off...
allanah curie, here i come. and i want that tom bailey cash.
always working the reference,
t
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allanah curie, here i come. and i want that tom bailey cash.
always working the reference,
t
-/
YKNOW that feeling of never wanting to be where you are, not having any idea of where you actually could be to get rid of this nasty feeling? i'd rather not be in front of my compy on a rainy sunday night. not at my parent's house...aww i could complain for pages about it.
is it morally wrong to want a sugarmama just so she'll...
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febo:
that's nothing. zomboid promised me $36,000 to be an extra in some movie his band is in tonite.
then again, he didn't specify if those dollars were argentinian or not. that pot zomboid.
then again, he didn't specify if those dollars were argentinian or not. that pot zomboid.
bettietwoguns:
you always run away.