twelvis

Nature's three greatest animals are cats, chimps, and robots. When I get some serious coin together I'm going to buy a kitten, a baby chimp, and a baby robot and have them live together and learn from each other. That way, the cat would learn to be a little chimp and robot-like, and likewise for his brethren. Then I'd train them to be like the reverse Powerpuff Girls-- The cat would charm security guards, the chimp would be the braun of the operation, and the robot would use his robot-skills to open safes and calculate the numbers necessary to execute a perfect pie-throwing at certain illiterate memebers of the executive.

Plus, the robot could change the chimp's diaper and cat's litterbox.