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Wednesday Jun 12, 2002

Jun 12, 2002
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i gave in to my inner fatass and got some mickey-dees. then i spilt honey on the crotch of my pants and hoped somone at work would point it out and allow me to explain that it's just honey..
i ate something todday that was kinda neat but can't remember what it was. wasn't from mcdonalds tho.

tonite i think i'll update my resume and try to get a job that pays more than the chump change my boss throws at me every friday.

did you know that nyc sanitation workers, putting in a bit of overtime, can make like $100k a year? fuck this non-profit shit! I'm gonna haul trash!
and under the teacher's union new contract, starting salary for an nyc school teacher is $40k?

my fav porn star (non-SG) is tawnee stone. hubba-hubba.

xo,
mat
complainey:
that's funny. you have an "inner fatass" and i have an "outter fatass". yet another wacky coincidence.

bleh.
Jun 13, 2002

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