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Saturday Sep 21, 2002

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Today is the wedding. my cousin lisa is getting married to some short guy with a viking beard and a high-pitched voice.

but more importantly, my best friend Gus is marrying his best girl Mitzsie. They met while they were eating tuna fish by the frame shop. Mr. Dithers, the frame shop guy, he showed me a picture of Gus singing a love song to Mitzsie. I said, "HAHAHA GUS SINGS!" Gus heard me and was so embarassed!

But today, this most magic of days, Gus is going to "tie the knot" as they say, with Mitzsie.

I got them a blender.

Cats in tuxedos rule.
chiquita:
hooray for gus and mitzsie!! i've never known a better couple. here's to clean litter boxes and lotsa catnip and canned food for many years to come! bring on the kittens!
Sep 21, 2002
jason:
i hope you drink too much and dance with people 3-4 times older than you. dont skimp on the details.
Sep 21, 2002

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