so i went to rendezvous at some bar with the older lady from work and...and...I GOT STOOD UP. there's all these movies coming out about middle-aged women having some pump pump getit getit with young men, and i want to be a part of it. yeah, i have a girl, so what? i have postmodern alienation thing issues too.
on a sadder note, tonite is the big party. i better masturbate now so i don't end up thinking with my wang later.
worst journal entry ever.
on a sadder note, tonite is the big party. i better masturbate now so i don't end up thinking with my wang later.
worst journal entry ever.
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you are funny, and the message you left me is even funnier. i make everyone listen to it.