twelvis

dream i was in some bar and i was being hit on by my gay cousin and his homofriends. i won some contest and the prize was a duffelbag full of little toys and a silver spoon. i was barefoot and left and went to a fiberglass factory and took the grand tour. then i snuck into a field trip from a school for retarded kids...back at the school i was talking with this white trash guy whose mom died and dad was an alky. Then suddenly I was an italian officer and i was fucking carmella soprano.

i think that dream means i'm pretentious and snooty.