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i ain't thought much about lerve lately. yeah i have a crush but it's such a passive crush that it can hardly be considered a crush at all. i'm too busy with other things to worry about lllllllllllluff. aww damnit, now that i've said that i'll probably fall head-over-heels in love tomororw.

i've been a pretty chipper chap for the past few weeks.

oh man...
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joscelyne:
i'll tell you the truth, i didn't really steal it from you, i'm sorry for lying. but i did get a copy, if you want honesty out of me. i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry, i just wanted your attention.

and LIAR! you are being liar to me! [hehe am i the only one who knows where that's from?] you said you don't have any secrets. everyone has secrets. they just don't talk about them cos they're secret wink
alexcuervo:
Dude - BRING IT!!!!

We'll be happy to have ya!
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OKAY WHY DOES MY MOM ALWAYS FIND A REASON TO KNOCK ON MY DOOR WHEN I START TO MASTURBATE?

i set my sg browser on hands-free, get all worked up and my mom tries to open the door--thank christ i now have a lock on my door--and says, "matt, i just want to give you a cookie."

hey thanks a fucking lot mom. asshole.
emperor_tane:
LOL Cool!

Tane
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my first sexual experience happened in first grade. the class was seated upon the floor of the library, listening to the librarian read us an old Caldecot Award winning book.

I was wearing my green soccer shirt, being number 33 on the team. behind me i felt something lightly touch my back. this thing revealed itself to be a girl's fingertip, tracing the 3 and...
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inkedgirl:
That's the cutest story in the world. *smile*

complainey:
i miss you.
cap guns kill. new sn. smile
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have you seen "Rejected" by Don Hertzfeldt? if not, snoop around kazaa and download the wmv. as penny said, it made me 10% more insane after watching it.

had a crazy dream that i was watching a documentary from the 1960s about how the FBI commissioned a series of public utility buildings to be designed by this socialist architect. the narrator went on to say,...
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emily:
I will take a look at that.....=)nice profile pic too....=)
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ah i'm back.

so that temp job i took. what a horrible kafka-esqe joke. i get to the place and they don't even have a computer set up for me. i sit in this cubicle filled with boxes. because they don't have a computer set up, nor do they seem to even be in the process of getting me one (90% of the work i'm...
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alexcuervo:
yo 12!

welcome back!
penelopelee:
i'm so swell, i get to be your friend TWO TIMES. [once each of my personalities??] i'm reading that book slut! now, about sexual stereotyping and double standards. it's good stuff.
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arrrgh...can't get back to my old journal
digdug:
Yo!
Was it 3rd Bass??
Were you looking for the Brooklyn Queens??

I couldn't imagine that there could be another 12is
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my sister's friend angela is such a freak. i don't know how to make it more painfully obvious that her macking on me makes me horribly uncomfortable. maybe i could say "GO BACK TO YOUR DIMENSION" or some other polite suggestion. i mean, i don't want to be rude or anything.

i went to some bars in hoboken with that clown and my sister and...
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penelopelee:
i like isn't anything by MBV a lot. soft as snow but warm inside... i can actually understand the words!
digdug:
Didja know that there is another twelvis on this site?!?!?
Is that you too or just a diabolical imposter? Maybe he's a robot imposter. Watch Out!
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i'm sort of working on a play. it's called "cotton candy randy and the robot zoo." it's about a boy named randy who, through a series of humorous and complicated mishapps, cannot go with his class on a field trip to the robot zoo. his best friend, a boy who is half-broccoli, half-egg, offers to dress like a robot buttler. hilarity ensues. his other best...
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takora:
ah, i feel for ya, 12. i'm in the same boat.
febo:
hey man, i saw something like that on small wonder once. but hilarity did indeed ensue.
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penny is the best ever.

so i've been kinda lonesome lately so i've been instant messaging with people on nerve and the makeoutclub. somehow they never work. when did i turn into such a dork? and why didn't i notice this transformation?

all the girls on the makeoutclub seem to have the same cookie-cutter indie personality. they all like the makeup, french cinema, and surround...
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penelopelee:
[heart]

2pm it is then.

i hate when men that don't even have profiles on makeoutclub im me to ask me stupid questions when it says pretty plainly in my profile that i'm gay. [which may or may not be true... but STILL.]
joscelyne:
I sure hope I wasn't one of those girls when you IMed me! I don't know much about French cinema, and my name had no x's in it!!! wink
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hi-ho

i feel like ass. i'm trying to ween myself off anti-depressants--don't need 'em anymore--and i went to refill my scrip. only i got the wrong dosage, and when i was sposed to take 20mg i accidentally took two pills for a total of 80mg. so basically i felt like i have the world's worst hangover, mixed with a headcold.

yesterday i went over mikes...
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indie:
When doctors tried to put me on anit depresses. I refused... I don't believe in taking them. I dont understand how a pill can balance you out. Plus I see what the effects are too people... make people think their insane.

But you can't leave who's arm am I going to hump next. Email me indiestargirl@hotmail.com I don't have any of that fancy ICQ or AIM. Just yahoo.
febo:
your leaving is not so much a drag as it is a hate crime.
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i'm having a not-so-good day for reasons that are as boring as they are undramatic. i think i'll listen to cheater slicks and clean my room.

zzzzzzoom.

i'm so hungry i could eat a hoss.
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alexcuervo:
Cheater Slicks RAWK!
emily:
my room is now clean!=)
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sobriety is still fun. i mean no it's not fun at all. but it's no less fun than being drunk and sluggish and trying to mack on whoever is sitting next to me at the time.

thing is, i'm smoking like a dutchman. and drinking soo much water i pee every 5 mins.

had a time travel dream again. about half of my dreams are...
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febo:
so you like the time travel huh?

hit me up.
joscelyne:
Cigarettes are my vice. I've decided that I really am weak and that I'd quit but I hate quitters. Besides. I go a few weeks without my parliament lights and my nose starts bleeding. And stress seems more impossible to handle.