to hell with sad posts.
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my cousin lisa sucks for having a wedding the night of the nyc sg curry. and a certain someone sucks ass for breaking up with me, but doing so so slowly so i don't notice. at least that's what my intuition tells me. dude what's wrong with people? why is it so difficult to find a girl with a head on their shoulders? i've had...
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bettietwoguns:
umm . . .
bettietwoguns:
i can't leave that girl of mine alone
even thoug she's got a heart of stone.
yea! vibrators!
even thoug she's got a heart of stone.
yea! vibrators!
my mp3 jukebox today:
adult-nite life
808 state-revenge of the girle men
they go boom!-waiting for something
hard corps-lucky charm
cato salsa experience-lucky girl
ellen allien-data romance
hong kong counterfeit-legowelt v. orgue electric
mum-green grass of tunnel
fad gadget-wheels of fortune
felt-the palace
gang of four-i parade myself
hard corps-porte bonheur
hong kong counterfeit-MET
joy division-disorder
legowelt-total pussy control
mc solaar-RMI
ectomorph-tiny pieces
don soft...
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adult-nite life
808 state-revenge of the girle men
they go boom!-waiting for something
hard corps-lucky charm
cato salsa experience-lucky girl
ellen allien-data romance
hong kong counterfeit-legowelt v. orgue electric
mum-green grass of tunnel
fad gadget-wheels of fortune
felt-the palace
gang of four-i parade myself
hard corps-porte bonheur
hong kong counterfeit-MET
joy division-disorder
legowelt-total pussy control
mc solaar-RMI
ectomorph-tiny pieces
don soft...
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jason:
im on the water under the manhattan bridge. im not sure if i know your old street.
pussy control? is this the same one that is such a big hit at medevial-themed karaoke bars in witchita? for this number, the ladies take over the dance floor and give the fellas their best Salt n' Pepa impressions.
(ok, jason. just nod your head and sip your bud. lift your eyebrow in approval of the tall blonde one when prompted. please refrain from laughing your ass off and playing Throw the Popcorn at the Big-Ass Hairdo.)
pussy control? is this the same one that is such a big hit at medevial-themed karaoke bars in witchita? for this number, the ladies take over the dance floor and give the fellas their best Salt n' Pepa impressions.
(ok, jason. just nod your head and sip your bud. lift your eyebrow in approval of the tall blonde one when prompted. please refrain from laughing your ass off and playing Throw the Popcorn at the Big-Ass Hairdo.)
alexcuervo:
Yo dude -
I'm all about trading mix cds. me & tak are building fun paks fer each other - and me & you should do the same. plus I gotta style you w/ a Feast of Snakes and Gospel Swingers recordings ta boot.
I'm all about trading mix cds. me & tak are building fun paks fer each other - and me & you should do the same. plus I gotta style you w/ a Feast of Snakes and Gospel Swingers recordings ta boot.
mio atari rotto. _ io pot non calcol fuori perch asteroide essere insano. _ oggi io and per lui salute randello e lavor mio muscolo. _ io tired e io sent l'odore ripugnante
bailey:
please come to NYCurry Mayhem.
you are cute and that would be nice.
thank you.
you are cute and that would be nice.
thank you.
i have a profile on the makeoutclub.com here's what it says:
<<Interests:
how gay is the makeoutclub
im 24 and i'm everyone's friend. i make up stories about the spiders in my car. i throw lit cigarettes in baby strollers. i throw rocks at cookie-cutter indie kids. girls who like the makeup can eat my ass. emo kids can go eat a bag of dicks....
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<<Interests:
how gay is the makeoutclub
im 24 and i'm everyone's friend. i make up stories about the spiders in my car. i throw lit cigarettes in baby strollers. i throw rocks at cookie-cutter indie kids. girls who like the makeup can eat my ass. emo kids can go eat a bag of dicks....
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febo:
jesus, or whoever;
bad shots will do that to you (i.e. bad posts).
sorry for that. but do come to tx. but let me and zomb know beforehand so we can rent ya a horse and gun.
bad shots will do that to you (i.e. bad posts).
sorry for that. but do come to tx. but let me and zomb know beforehand so we can rent ya a horse and gun.
joscelyne:
jude law is yum, and so are you
i wrote this long entry thing but i decided it was TOO MUCH INFORMATION
i had a dream that the Pope told Rosanne Barr to stand in the middle of a motorway, and Colin Powell was real mean to me.
my plans for the nite got ruined when amber got bronchitus, my sister and her boyfriend went home to pack for camping, mike didn't pick...
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i had a dream that the Pope told Rosanne Barr to stand in the middle of a motorway, and Colin Powell was real mean to me.
my plans for the nite got ruined when amber got bronchitus, my sister and her boyfriend went home to pack for camping, mike didn't pick...
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joscelyne:
Matt...did I ever tell you that you're my hero?
joscelyne:
you've changed it again? mmmm, the absence and presence of colour....
i ate a lot of soda today. that's right, i ATE it. and i figure it's okay since i had a salad that was all wet. i bet it wasn't water tho. i bet it was that powder they put on food that looks slippery when it gets cold. What the FUCK am i talking about?!??!
twelvis is back in spazz mode again
twelvis is back in spazz mode again
joscelyne:
dude, what the fuck are you on? didn't anyone ever tell you to share?
odd i haven't had much to say lately. my neighbor's mom tells me he (the kid is a year younger than me) is going for his doctorate in physics at Smartford university or someplace. and i spend my day putting labels on manilla folders. what the fuck! i'm all angry that i've had such low expectations of myself for so long. yeah, i sound totally...
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alexcuervo:
what he said
penelopelee:
i want cowboy/tumbleweed/highnoon action!!! can i get drunk and shoot guns??? they don't let you do that here in new york. i here you can get guns at walmart down there.
i'm hanging out with amber quite a bit. i thought i'd be all noble and shit by nursing her cold. but i caught her cold and i'm sick as a dog. oh well. the cool thing about dating someone who shoplifts is the neat presents you get: i got four books from my amazon.com wishlist.
now i'm thinking about quitting smoking. i did some useless...
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now i'm thinking about quitting smoking. i did some useless...
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febo:
don't do it. not only does smoking make you cool, it makes you look older too! and everyone wants that.
right?,
t
right?,
t
indie:
I encourage everyone to stop smoking! So stop!
about that last entry, i had a panic attack yesterday. that totally sucked
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alexcuervo:
Dude - me & thirsty were talking last night about how you need to come hang w/ us in Dallas for a few days. You'll need to start drinking again though. Heh heh.
febo:
ya we were. then again, i was literally drenched in ice cream at the time too. jesus, that sounds like a post spicy food dream.....
hi,
i think i'm dying. it's not funny. i don't know what to do. what i dread most is telling my mom if the doctors say i am dying...sept 11 is coming. andall the obscenity of hordes of people using 911 to make money or advance their careers. they should be publicly whipped. that day i'm going to spend in a pitch-black room. not because...
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i think i'm dying. it's not funny. i don't know what to do. what i dread most is telling my mom if the doctors say i am dying...sept 11 is coming. andall the obscenity of hordes of people using 911 to make money or advance their careers. they should be publicly whipped. that day i'm going to spend in a pitch-black room. not because...
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joscelyne:
hello,
I think I'm broken.
I think I'm broken.
i helped this creepy old man move to some new apartment yesterday. he gave me some cool stuff like this neat old radio which will fetch a pretty penny on eBay. also a zip drive and a cheapass digital camera. but what a creepy guy, tho very nice.
he had a knitted puppet for his dick
he had 3 copy paper boxes full of naked...
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he had a knitted puppet for his dick
he had 3 copy paper boxes full of naked...
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takora:
"he had a knitted puppet for his dick"
?!?!?!?! did it have a little clown face on it or something? was it for some wierd kind of ventiloquists act?
?!?!?!?! did it have a little clown face on it or something? was it for some wierd kind of ventiloquists act?
emperor_tane:
He's not creepy.. I think you went 50 years into the future and it was I that you helped move in to an apartment.. Muhahahha!!!!
Tane
Tane
yippee! spread it around i say!
no sad here!