Wednesday Sep 18, 2002

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*sneeze*
strawbettie totally made my day with her package to me. i'd tell you what's in it but you'd just die of jealousy. yeah you would. YOU AINT GOT TO LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

tonite mike and kiki and i drank beeerz and ate carmel onion spaghetti squash something and watched THE NEW GUY which you'd think would suck but didn't.
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joscelyne:
i saw it. i liked it.
aster:
delorean! your dick has high aspirations. so you won't have people saying, "aw, it's just a neon."

Wednesday Sep 18, 2002

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i done got a package from STRAWBETTIE AND it rocks me something fierce.
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bettietwoguns:
heeee! *smooch*

where you at?
bettietwoguns:
g'night, sir . . . *smooch* again.

Tuesday Sep 17, 2002

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what should i get a tatoo of?
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penelopelee:
are you REALLY thinking about getting a tattoo??

don't.
give.
in.
febo:
you should get a stupid ass seeds tattoo. maybe like the cover of 'mr. farmer'. or anything w/ a pic of skyy saxon (or is it one y and two x?) and then get an equally moronic teengenerate tat thay reads' my gur drs in brak'.

that way, you are assured to be hated by hipsters and thus, also, secure and attain lifetime superhero status.

that, my friend, is fact,
-/

Monday Sep 16, 2002

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that's right, folks, an authentic autographed poster of RIOT.

L@@K!!!
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penelopelee:
you have MYYY cell#. i'm going to see the teenage prayersat 9:30pm at the alphabet lounge, if you wanna come. they're like velvet underground with bob dylan as the lead singer. they're the BEST. after that, i'm running back to lit.
complainey:
that's a good idea duder, but i'm looking for blackwork only. guess i should have stated that.
RIOT!


when we meet eachother we should totally jazzercise together. that'd be dope.

Monday Sep 16, 2002

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holeeee crap, i had a dream i was covered in blood and fucking the girl i lost my virginity to (in real life, she's big and lesbiainian); her parents insisted we go back to 1948 and drive around to try to find this docto, but went to a greasy spooon restaurant instead. they said to me, we don't serve jews, at which point i vomited...
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bettietwoguns:
you apear to be a japanese poet.
bettietwoguns:
did you get yer package yet?

Sunday Sep 15, 2002

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SHOUT-OUTS!
-beth, lainey, penny, chiquita, zomboid13, thirsty and the whole SG crew. i gotcha back yall when the shit goes down, and you know thissssssss
-veggie sammiches from wegman's
-pbr
-good porn mpegs
-nina hagen
-boxing
-nice guys and gals at the bookstore
-good ol' fashioned socialism

FUCK YOUSE!
-girls' ex-boyfriends
-parents
-socialist cults
-conservative cults
-right-wing zionists
-anti-americanism (as a sloppy excuse for critique...
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orchid1:
Whoa i take that back! Congratulate your cousin. I don't know what gets into me. Penny's journal, I suck...sorry for the misdirected conrats. My excuse is I am tired and really really need to go to bed. So...yeah.
febo:
thank god you got married to nina hagen while sponsered by pbr. that seriously takes a load off...

allanah curie, here i come. and i want that tom bailey cash.

always working the reference,
t
-/

Sunday Sep 15, 2002

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YKNOW that feeling of never wanting to be where you are, not having any idea of where you actually could be to get rid of this nasty feeling? i'd rather not be in front of my compy on a rainy sunday night. not at my parent's house...aww i could complain for pages about it.

is it morally wrong to want a sugarmama just so she'll...
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febo:
that's nothing. zomboid promised me $36,000 to be an extra in some movie his band is in tonite.

then again, he didn't specify if those dollars were argentinian or not. that pot zomboid.
bettietwoguns:
you always run away.

Saturday Sep 14, 2002

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i am single.

whatever. it was coming.
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spankenstein:
None of my teachers looked like her when i was in school, If they did i would of gotten straigh A's
febo:
damn b, me and zomboid and deadite were talkin' ya up tonite. before they tried to get me in their weird 'not cult'.

kidding z,
t
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Friday Sep 13, 2002

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so i went to rendezvous at some bar with the older lady from work and...and...I GOT STOOD UP. there's all these movies coming out about middle-aged women having some pump pump getit getit with young men, and i want to be a part of it. yeah, i have a girl, so what? i have postmodern alienation thing issues too.

on a sadder note, tonite is...
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penelopelee:
whack it. think of atari.

you are funny, and the message you left me is even funnier. i make everyone listen to it.
joscelyne:
actually this is the best entry ever.

Thursday Sep 12, 2002

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AM I NOT *TURTLEY* ENOUGH FOR THE *TURTLE CLUB*?

if anyone's dog rules, it's mine. i'm teaching her to smoke cigars
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aster:
did you go on your date?
febo:
fuck cigars.

pbr,
t

Wednesday Sep 11, 2002

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good thing i ditched work this morning. my boss tells me the building had a bagpiper come and play a meledy of traditional mourning songs, and the whole building sang god bless america. the surreal part to this, says boss, is that not many people in the firm can sing, and less remember the words to god bless america. so it must have been eriely...
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febo:
the zoo. everytime, the zoo.
alexcuervo:
preferably some sort of activity where you both end up naked.

Wednesday Sep 11, 2002

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yeah, today is what today is. i don't like it. i'm ditching work for an indefinate period, but probably for a few hours. coming home this morning from new brunswick was surreal. it is very sunny and windy, and the empty recycling buckets that had been put out the night before were all over the street, along with all sorts of leaves and garbage. like...
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bettietwoguns:
when do you get home?

i coppied the vibrators.
jason:
even drinking it away seems inappropriate. you know its an especially sucky day when that doesnt sound logical & appealing. hopefully i'll change my mind...
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