So, I ordered cigarettes online. Seemed like an amazing deal, $12 for a carton. They came in about a week. That was cool. I take them out of the shipping boxes and they're the right cigarettes. All is well. Then I begin smoking one. It tastes strange. Not like my regulars. I knew it was possible that since the cigarettes were manufactured in russia that there could be a slight difference in taste. But that's not it. I look at the cigarettes and they put the wrong fucking cigarettes inside the boxes! Fuckity fuck fuck! 
You get what you pay for. Live and learn. Look both ways before you cross the street. Thank you, please drive-thru.
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Here I Go Again by Whitesnake is the greatest song ever recorded in the history of popular music. Amen.
You get what you pay for. Live and learn. Look both ways before you cross the street. Thank you, please drive-thru.
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Here I Go Again by Whitesnake is the greatest song ever recorded in the history of popular music. Amen.
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you're the coolest!
i suggest you spend the money and buy the american spirits brand. . i hear the all the additives in the major brands give you the most trouble
even though i smoke camel lights. . but i don't pay for them because i work at @ liquor store!
(but we don't sell american spirits)
or i'd steal those
btw
the greatest song ever recorded is ' billie jean' by michael jackson. .
maybe we'll have to fight about it
hope you have a nice weekend!