twasbrillig

Random thoughts for the day:

~I called in sick for work and I'm not sick. For shame.
~I still don't wanna go to school.
~Did anyone ever watch one of those anti-depressant commercials and think, aren't the symptoms described common for pretty much anyone that belongs to the human race? Or is it just me?
~I think too much about the past and the future. Not too much about the present. It's a deadly habit.
~Is it possible to be dumb if you are smart enough to realize you are dumb?
~Is it possible to be yourself if you have no idea who you are?
~See, I'm a quiet person, one thing I recognize about the person that I am very clearly. If I hear one more person say to me sarcastically "shut up, you talk too much" I will have to fill them full of more lead then a NYC public elementary school. It wasn't funny the first time and it's not funny the 500th time.
~I want a monkey.
~What other losers watched the VMAs? Come on, buy up to it. One question, hasn't MTV been brainwashing teeny boppers long enough to have enough money to afford mics that pick up sound that is more then 10 inches away?
~I wish instant coffee was more instant. Give me convenience or give me death!
~I think I scared amplexus23. My apologies to him. I'm out of my sorts. Or shorts. Or something.

That is all.