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A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.

The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: There are only nine words here. You could send another Woof for the same price.

The dog replied, But that would make no sense at all.