Redneck Driver's License Application
Last name: ________________
First name (check appropriate box):
[_] Billy-Bob
[_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe
[_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray
[_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue
[_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae
[_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack
[_] Bobby-Beth-Ann
Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation:
[_] Farmer
[_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser
[_] Waitress...
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Last name: ________________
First name (check appropriate box):
[_] Billy-Bob
[_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe
[_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray
[_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue
[_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae
[_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack
[_] Bobby-Beth-Ann
Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation:
[_] Farmer
[_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser
[_] Waitress...
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FUCK IT ALL
deanna:
whhhhy?
And old friend dropped me a line on a job in longwood managing a network for a roofing company. It pays better than I make here plus I would probably be my own boss for the most part. I hope I get the job.
broadwaybee:
The Iceman's a pussy compared to CroCop, Silva, Arlovsky and a ton of other Pride fighters.
WooHoo I got a new phone. It does pictures, video, walkie talkie (nextel), bluetooth, and i think it will suck my dick if I buy it a drink
It fucking Rules.
It fucking Rules.
I fucking hate this place. My job that is.
I hate my job.
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mike11:
You said:
We are thinking of going to the track on friday night
I asked if you were going to play poker. What track? Why are you going?
Over here in Brevard everyone goes to the dog track to play poker.
And no, I do not know what time she is coming in.
mike11:
Ah, I see. You are such a redneck!
Do you know og a girl that races there name Misty? Team Bikini Racing? She races there in Bithlo.
I saw her on TV and thought she was pretty cute.
Do you know og a girl that races there name Misty? Team Bikini Racing? She races there in Bithlo.
I saw her on TV and thought she was pretty cute.
Well, I lost this weekend so no free trip to vegas for me. My friend won 2 boards so he gets a big room in vegas. Me and another friend are going to buy our plane tickets and stay with him out there when he goes.
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mike11:
You have been buying your guns throuh GunsAmerica, right? Did you have to sign up for the gold membership thing? I was thinking about finaly doing it but wasn't sure - since you are the old pro at this now I figured I would ask you.
mike11:
Thanks. I am still not sure what I am goping to get but I feel the need to lay some cash down on a new toy.
I thought they his most of the information needed to do that. I guess I never paid too close to that part of it.
I thought they his most of the information needed to do that. I guess I never paid too close to that part of it.
APA Regionals start tomorrow. If I win my board I get a free trip to Vegas to play in Nationals.
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mike11:
Never mind. I found your Myspace and Jay's through yours.
mike11:
By the Way. I see you have Rachel as a friend on there. I just saw her on Friday night. Did you know she was in T-Ville for the week?
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punkasswhitegirl:
Happy Valentines Day! 
mike11:
Why all the hate? 
mike11:
What does the title for the Eclipse have to do with it?
I thought you were coming out here to see me. I guess I am just a stop on your way through town - damn, I thought I was more than that to you.
I thought you were coming out here to see me.
I guess I am just a stop on your way through town - damn, I thought I was more than that to you.
mike11:
Cool.
I am kind of broke right now anyway. I fucked up a couple of my rims and had to replace all four because they do not make them anymore.
I am kind of broke right now anyway. I fucked up a couple of my rims and had to replace all four because they do not make them anymore.
I am leaving on my lunch break to pick up my new Walther P22.
No more heavy ass Ruger sagging my pants.
No more heavy ass Ruger sagging my pants.