Ahhhh... it's good to be back to work, finally. No, don't give me that look... vacation is nice, but I was getting bored. It's been too cold outside to do anything.
I like my job.
Hey, do you remember when toothbrushes were just little plastic sticks with bristles on them? My new toothbrush has, I believe, been streamlined to reduce friction during re-entry. It is completely gratuitous in so many ways.
I forgot to mention my favorite family new year's tradition: shovelling horse shit. Yes, every time I go "home" for the holidays, dad and I take mom's little truck out to colonel smith's farm and fill it with horse shit. Usually on new year's day. My dad's getting old, though... in a few years, it'll be just me.
For the garden, you see.
I like my job.
Hey, do you remember when toothbrushes were just little plastic sticks with bristles on them? My new toothbrush has, I believe, been streamlined to reduce friction during re-entry. It is completely gratuitous in so many ways.
I forgot to mention my favorite family new year's tradition: shovelling horse shit. Yes, every time I go "home" for the holidays, dad and I take mom's little truck out to colonel smith's farm and fill it with horse shit. Usually on new year's day. My dad's getting old, though... in a few years, it'll be just me.
For the garden, you see.
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an croc master come on 80's guru think about it?
Maybe I'll do that and name it after my first illagitamate child like Steve Jobs.