Oh my god... I just bought a brand new case knife (Stanley SwivelLock! rico suave) but I needed a KNIFE to get my goddamn KNIFE out of the package. That is fucked up, right there. Stanley corp's all: "BAM! You get a black hole up your ass." Fuckers.
I uploaded a picture of it.
I uploaded a picture of it.
lorelei:
welcome to the site... i love your roomate haikus.