5 haikus for my roomate, after our internet service got turned off again:
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Deadbeat, pay some bills
Lost your rent money again?
Now I'll eat your cake
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I need internet
But it's set up in your name
How will I find rock?
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Neat freak with a mop
Sighs at my latest footprints
Rolls eyes, gets to work
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Hey there drummer boy
Turn off the phil collins now
and go get a job
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Our reckoning's come
And now, fool, I'll take your life!
Oh wait, South Park's on
...
Deadbeat, pay some bills
Lost your rent money again?
Now I'll eat your cake
...
I need internet
But it's set up in your name
How will I find rock?
...
Neat freak with a mop
Sighs at my latest footprints
Rolls eyes, gets to work
...
Hey there drummer boy
Turn off the phil collins now
and go get a job
...
Our reckoning's come
And now, fool, I'll take your life!
Oh wait, South Park's on