Lets burn something!!!
My hero is that wacky southern minister who threatened to burn the Quran on 9/11. I know that everyone was saying he is an idiot...but I disagree!! This guy took his tiny, little ministry (about 50 people) and, by threatening to do something idiotic, gained worldwide attention! At least for a month or so, he was bigger than Michael Jackson (when he was alive) and Tiger Woods (before he was exposed as a man slut). Since I can't sing and totally SUCK at golf, maybe THIS is the way for me to become a celebrity as well.
Ok ok....The minister is known for being an asshole, but after writing a book and going on a few dozen talk shows, he will probably retire to some big-ass house on a lake somewhere. In the end he probably won't care where the fame came from, he will simply be famous. He can probably even recover from some of that by saying that his heart was motivated by 'good deeds' and he had just garbled the message from god that told him to be a dumbass.
So I want to be famous too.....now the question is....what do I burn?? The book thing is old news and nobody would care. There are probably some people that deserve being burned but I think there are some rules and regulations about that. I could burn the countless TV vans that made the insane decision that the twisted ramblings of a seriously mind-warped minister was 'newsworthy' but that would probably just land me in jail.
Damn...I've got nothing to burn!! Life isn't FAIR!!!
My hero is that wacky southern minister who threatened to burn the Quran on 9/11. I know that everyone was saying he is an idiot...but I disagree!! This guy took his tiny, little ministry (about 50 people) and, by threatening to do something idiotic, gained worldwide attention! At least for a month or so, he was bigger than Michael Jackson (when he was alive) and Tiger Woods (before he was exposed as a man slut). Since I can't sing and totally SUCK at golf, maybe THIS is the way for me to become a celebrity as well.
Ok ok....The minister is known for being an asshole, but after writing a book and going on a few dozen talk shows, he will probably retire to some big-ass house on a lake somewhere. In the end he probably won't care where the fame came from, he will simply be famous. He can probably even recover from some of that by saying that his heart was motivated by 'good deeds' and he had just garbled the message from god that told him to be a dumbass.
So I want to be famous too.....now the question is....what do I burn?? The book thing is old news and nobody would care. There are probably some people that deserve being burned but I think there are some rules and regulations about that. I could burn the countless TV vans that made the insane decision that the twisted ramblings of a seriously mind-warped minister was 'newsworthy' but that would probably just land me in jail.
Damn...I've got nothing to burn!! Life isn't FAIR!!!
ivonne:
Thanks for your support of my set Glitter in the Air
criss:
Im sure you can find something... a magazine?? Some toilet paper???