tulipbooty

this is so strange--how does it keep happening? mysteries, mysteries...


imagine, in your mind's eye, the moment in Natural Born Killers when juliette lewis's character goes ballistic on the mechanic (balthazar getty, if memory serves) for wanting her too much. That's the line i send to you, sg:

the worst fuckin' head I ever got in my life! next time don't be so fuckin' eager!

i'm done.

if you guys want to stay in touch, ill edit my profile with my email address.


im guessing, if any of you can and possibly do read anything on the intarwebs, you know why i dont want these people getting another five dimes off of me.



take care, paz y luz--
the immortal booty

i sposed i would update--

went to a small island in the caribbeeean with the boy for about a week, stayed with friends, wondered how different the trip would have been if i still drank. the only honest exchange i had with a local (verbatim):

me: hello
him: hellohellohello...WHY YA GOT AN EARRING IN YA NOSE?
me (sensing doom in any possible reply):...i like it....
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AHEM

this is good: http://keithschofield.com/pi/std.html

dragon boy suede has got a place to sit as long as ive got a face
if hes as small as he looks on screen
there will be room for keith as well

one of the captive beads fell out of my pussy jewelry
i am pissed about it
i guess its an honorable death though

AHEM

this is bad:...
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waiting in my inbox today, a new version of hatred to bring the bile surging out of my stomach:


Dear J,


Miers' answers show an extremist ? and shocking ? position on women's health, safety, and rights. For example:

Will you participate in press conferences to promote the goals of the pro-life movement?
YES X NO____

Will you use your influence as an elected official...
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MY FRIEND JUST LAUNCHED HER OWN SITE, AND ITS SOOOFUCKINGCUTEOMG

http://tortureddaughterinlaws.com/

CHECK IT SUCKA

soooo.....


sandra day o'connor has resigned from the supreme court. this leaves us with several possibilities:

"The retirement of Justice O'Connor presents the president with a historic opportunity. He can unite the country and consult with both parties in selecting a moderate, consensus nominee -- someone like Justice O'Connor -- or he can continue down the path he has taken with lower court nominees and...
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