I'm in trouble. Sooooo much trouble. More later....... 
Okay so do you really wanna know? Here goes.....
It's been 4 years since I first saw him, The Pirate, at the Renaisance Faire. Tall dark and mysterious. a horses tail hanging in between two perfrect buttocks, a smile that couls melt you. For those years I have lusted after him from afar. Knowing that he thought me too young and I knowing he was too old. The fact that he was always surounded by beautiful women and rugged men intimidated me too. We locked eyes once and his smile made my blood run cold and my inner thighs hot, their apex wet.
Yesterday was the last day, not only of this year at Faire, but ever because of the lack of attending patrons. I saw him walking up to the washing well where I do improv and interact with the customers. I tried not to look at him but when he stopped to converse with one of the other much older washer women I let myself stare. When he walked away he kissed her lightly on the lips. Out of my lips before I could stop them were the words " I want one too." Horrified and exhilirated I watched as he stopped and turned slowly around, a smile playing mischeiviously on his lips. Too much like the cat who ate the canary. He swaggers over to where I am sitting and I present my cheek. My lips on his would surely be too much!!! When he didnt kiss my cheek I turned and before I could react he kissed me full on the lips!! If I had not been sitting I would have fallen for my knees went weak and my heart began racing. His kiss was tender and sweet. He tasted like chocolate mint and spiced rum. Shocked I broke our liplock and stared into his eyes. They are dark pools of a rich dark brown, and they crinkle around the edges. He moves in and we kiss again. Slowly now but my intensity grows and he matches it. Our kiss grows deeper and deeper until I want him to throw me onto the well and take me there in front of everyone. With a growl that starts somewhere deep inside of him he pulls away, and again we stare into each others eyes. He looks as though he wants me again but we only lightly brush each others lips and and he swaggers away once more.
I am dumbfounded. I am estatic. I am totally pissed that this only happened now on the last day!!!!
Some time later my shift is up and I ask some friends if they would like to walk around. They ask what for? I say well I could show you the yummy tasting pirate? Thats good enough for them and off we go but when we finally find him I chicken out. Twice in one day? Dont be ridiculous, and besides I dont want him to think that I want his kiss so badly as to seek him out do I? I try and walk away but my friend walks right up to the delicious Pirate and says to him, " You kissed my friend over there earlier today and she said that you tasted good. She would like to taste you again." He says that he would be happy to oblige and with that walked right up to where I stood. I begin to babble. I'm an idiot I think for the love of god shut up!!! But its not my inner voice that shuts me up but his lips. His full, soft and knowing lips. Again the spicy sweet taste covers my mouth and I am overwhelmed. We stand there for what seems to be an eternity, exploring the inner regions of each others mouth, his tounge flicking playfully on mine, my teeth nibbling gently on his lower lip, our breath becoming one and rythmic. He stops and again I find myself lost in thse deep brown pools, he growls again and my body reacts in ways I've only read in trash novels. Still connected at the mouth he growls into me and I visibly quiver. Stop and stare once more at each other and before he can pull me any tighter too him I ever so slightly pull away. He knows too that if we continued this it would be harder to stop. One more soft and senual kiss and we part. We both glance back at each other but continue our seperate ways.
Again I am dumbfounded. I am speechless. I become a babbling idiot and when I reunite with my friends and they ask me how it was I drematically faint and am unable to move until one of them picks me up and throws me over his shoulder.
At this point I we meet up with our friend Craig, a Faire vetren and a top stunt co-ordinator for movies. He begins to tell Constance and I about this Pirate festival he is organizing for next year. There will be swordfighting, gun-shooting, canon exploding and a huge battle on the last day where they will open fire on Vallejo harbor. This is all very exciting to me and I say I want to be involved. He answers well that why I'm glad that I found you. I think that you would make a great Anne Bonny (The most infamous female pirate of all time!!!!). Will you be her for my show? For the 3rd time today I am dumbstruck. He then asks Constance if she will be Mary Read anne Bonny's protege. I am overcome with intense happiness. First I get to expirence the yummy pirate and now I get to be one. OF COURSE I SAY!!!!!!! He says good so get you info to me asap so I can work out the budget for travelling and lodging. I say no problem dood I'm local save your money. He says no for our shows in San Diego, L.a. and Seattle!!!!!!!!!
Again my vision is blurred and my heart races but this time out of sheer happiness!!!! I feel like I won the lotto!!! Craig then launces into one of the more famous stories of Anne Bonny of how she bared her breasts at an attacking ship and in that moment of surprize she took her gun and shot the captain. I want to cry with happiness. I get to shot people, I get to be on the canon crew I GET TO BE A PIRATE!!!
At that moment I sense someone behind me. It's him. In a throaty voice the first words he spoke to me he says come here. And we embrace once more. We cling to each other but before we get really into it a voice travels through my fog filled head. It's craig. Oh I see you too have already met. We stop look at each other and then look at him. Simaultainiously, we say Aye. We says Pony Boy, meet Anne Bonny. He's the man you get to shoot. Surprize!! I look at him and in a voice of wonder I say I get to shoot you. He replies I get to see your breasts!. Instantly we are on each other. After a moment he breaks away and asks me in that sexy deep voice Where do you live. With a few more words we exchange information. He lives in the same town. We will be acting and travelling together. I look foward greatly to be alone with this man but if fortune smile and shakes her head and we never see each other again, then I can be happy with that last day at Faire. But somehow, I dont think that this is ending, in fact I feel as though this is a great adventure and it's about to begin.
Okay so do you really wanna know? Here goes.....
It's been 4 years since I first saw him, The Pirate, at the Renaisance Faire. Tall dark and mysterious. a horses tail hanging in between two perfrect buttocks, a smile that couls melt you. For those years I have lusted after him from afar. Knowing that he thought me too young and I knowing he was too old. The fact that he was always surounded by beautiful women and rugged men intimidated me too. We locked eyes once and his smile made my blood run cold and my inner thighs hot, their apex wet.
Yesterday was the last day, not only of this year at Faire, but ever because of the lack of attending patrons. I saw him walking up to the washing well where I do improv and interact with the customers. I tried not to look at him but when he stopped to converse with one of the other much older washer women I let myself stare. When he walked away he kissed her lightly on the lips. Out of my lips before I could stop them were the words " I want one too." Horrified and exhilirated I watched as he stopped and turned slowly around, a smile playing mischeiviously on his lips. Too much like the cat who ate the canary. He swaggers over to where I am sitting and I present my cheek. My lips on his would surely be too much!!! When he didnt kiss my cheek I turned and before I could react he kissed me full on the lips!! If I had not been sitting I would have fallen for my knees went weak and my heart began racing. His kiss was tender and sweet. He tasted like chocolate mint and spiced rum. Shocked I broke our liplock and stared into his eyes. They are dark pools of a rich dark brown, and they crinkle around the edges. He moves in and we kiss again. Slowly now but my intensity grows and he matches it. Our kiss grows deeper and deeper until I want him to throw me onto the well and take me there in front of everyone. With a growl that starts somewhere deep inside of him he pulls away, and again we stare into each others eyes. He looks as though he wants me again but we only lightly brush each others lips and and he swaggers away once more.
I am dumbfounded. I am estatic. I am totally pissed that this only happened now on the last day!!!!
Some time later my shift is up and I ask some friends if they would like to walk around. They ask what for? I say well I could show you the yummy tasting pirate? Thats good enough for them and off we go but when we finally find him I chicken out. Twice in one day? Dont be ridiculous, and besides I dont want him to think that I want his kiss so badly as to seek him out do I? I try and walk away but my friend walks right up to the delicious Pirate and says to him, " You kissed my friend over there earlier today and she said that you tasted good. She would like to taste you again." He says that he would be happy to oblige and with that walked right up to where I stood. I begin to babble. I'm an idiot I think for the love of god shut up!!! But its not my inner voice that shuts me up but his lips. His full, soft and knowing lips. Again the spicy sweet taste covers my mouth and I am overwhelmed. We stand there for what seems to be an eternity, exploring the inner regions of each others mouth, his tounge flicking playfully on mine, my teeth nibbling gently on his lower lip, our breath becoming one and rythmic. He stops and again I find myself lost in thse deep brown pools, he growls again and my body reacts in ways I've only read in trash novels. Still connected at the mouth he growls into me and I visibly quiver. Stop and stare once more at each other and before he can pull me any tighter too him I ever so slightly pull away. He knows too that if we continued this it would be harder to stop. One more soft and senual kiss and we part. We both glance back at each other but continue our seperate ways.
Again I am dumbfounded. I am speechless. I become a babbling idiot and when I reunite with my friends and they ask me how it was I drematically faint and am unable to move until one of them picks me up and throws me over his shoulder.
At this point I we meet up with our friend Craig, a Faire vetren and a top stunt co-ordinator for movies. He begins to tell Constance and I about this Pirate festival he is organizing for next year. There will be swordfighting, gun-shooting, canon exploding and a huge battle on the last day where they will open fire on Vallejo harbor. This is all very exciting to me and I say I want to be involved. He answers well that why I'm glad that I found you. I think that you would make a great Anne Bonny (The most infamous female pirate of all time!!!!). Will you be her for my show? For the 3rd time today I am dumbstruck. He then asks Constance if she will be Mary Read anne Bonny's protege. I am overcome with intense happiness. First I get to expirence the yummy pirate and now I get to be one. OF COURSE I SAY!!!!!!! He says good so get you info to me asap so I can work out the budget for travelling and lodging. I say no problem dood I'm local save your money. He says no for our shows in San Diego, L.a. and Seattle!!!!!!!!!
Again my vision is blurred and my heart races but this time out of sheer happiness!!!! I feel like I won the lotto!!! Craig then launces into one of the more famous stories of Anne Bonny of how she bared her breasts at an attacking ship and in that moment of surprize she took her gun and shot the captain. I want to cry with happiness. I get to shot people, I get to be on the canon crew I GET TO BE A PIRATE!!!
At that moment I sense someone behind me. It's him. In a throaty voice the first words he spoke to me he says come here. And we embrace once more. We cling to each other but before we get really into it a voice travels through my fog filled head. It's craig. Oh I see you too have already met. We stop look at each other and then look at him. Simaultainiously, we say Aye. We says Pony Boy, meet Anne Bonny. He's the man you get to shoot. Surprize!! I look at him and in a voice of wonder I say I get to shoot you. He replies I get to see your breasts!. Instantly we are on each other. After a moment he breaks away and asks me in that sexy deep voice Where do you live. With a few more words we exchange information. He lives in the same town. We will be acting and travelling together. I look foward greatly to be alone with this man but if fortune smile and shakes her head and we never see each other again, then I can be happy with that last day at Faire. But somehow, I dont think that this is ending, in fact I feel as though this is a great adventure and it's about to begin.
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
erich:
What are we gonna do to-- er, with you?
aj_paradiselost:
Okay babe, I take it back, the Faire wasn't that bad, I did buy some cool daggers there. Its just when these fuckers get into it they really get into it. I think I mentioned this before. I had Haggis cause I'll try anything twice. After the first bite I was fucking praying for a bottle of Ketchup and a salt shaker. Would I try it again. Fucking right man............L8er.........AJ