I had a great weekend. I started drinking at 9 am on Sat and didnt stop til 5am the next day. I also got into dildo slapping contest with 3 men dressed like jesters at like 3 in the morning. There really is nothing like hitting a grown man in the face with a giant glittery blue dildo. My ribs hurt from laughing so hard.
How was your weekend?
How was your weekend?

not as fulfilling as yours....bel-vee this coming sat if you're not out beating dudes w/ dildos.
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