So, no more Pirate. Thought you should know. Super bummer. I'm going to go take a nap now since I pretty much cried most of the night (stupid girl I know). More later.
Very sorry to hear about you & Pirate. Just do what I do after a break-up -- drink until you can't remember why you're drinking. You won't feel better, but you'll forget why you feel so bad. And when the drunk wears off and you remember why you were drinking, you'll be so painfully hungover that the break-up will pale in comparison.
(hey, I never said it was good advice...)