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laputaria:
Nice.
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Tomorrow my friends are putting on Prom with a winter wonderland theme. It's an excuse to dress up awkwardly and drink 5 years too late.

I'm one of the few that never attended real prom, so I had to go out and find myself a dress for this occasion.

I went to the local thrift shop and picked this motherfucker up for $6! That's fucking...
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dchucky:
That sounds like fun. I'd wish I could have a do over on my prom, my date was a 3 ft. tall blow up doll.
Your dress is really cute.
stiles:
I never did prom either, and I don't think I missed a thing. The SG prom, on the other hand, was a lot of fun.

Also, that's a killer dress. Nice find!
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And now Newton's third law of motion rings gently in my ear accompanying a pounding headache, inescapable nausea and about seven virtual scrabble games ambitiously begun but embarrassingly forfeited.
Goddamn.
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alchemy333:
Words with friends??
drhamburger:
hope you found the law of excedrin and you're feeling better. feel goodkiss
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zenexistence:
Angsty goldfish is the way to go. I'n thoroughly behind this coping mechanism.
Or this hunger issue.
Or this taste appreciation concept.
Damn it, regardless as to the definition, I support it like a baby bird attempting to take flight.

Hmm, I may need to stop having lunch-time cocktails ...
zenexistence:
I'n is the new way to spell I'm, by the way, in case you were unaware.

No thanks in necessary, I'm here to enlighten you, kinda like Splinter from the TMNT.
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"hey mami! hey babygurrrl!"

woah-& there are just too many contractions in that holla

also, men: why does it seem like you only shout when Im struggling to carry groceries or large objects?
roadieshow:
They're offering to help, sorta...
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stiles:
Not a fan of Philly's lovely combination of heat and humidity, I presume?
tuesdayjohnson:
I stop functioning after 70 degrees.

I dont even want my girlfriend to hug me these past few weeks becasue of how fucking hot it is.

Its like my brain just turns her into some sort of monster in this heat. Shes reduced to a potentially sticky, heat-producing thing that has the ability to cling and wrap.

Gross.
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I'm under the impression that no one is in Philly this weekend except for my sorry ass...

This means unwarranted cat petting, white girl underwear dancing to Eminem in my dirty apartment, breakfast next to the old folks at Reading Terminal, & The First 48 Netflix marathons
captainmoses:
Is it weird that I think your weekend sounds awesome? lol
laputaria:
Good Documentaries on Netflix too.
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Holy shit, I had forgotten about a whole series of events that went down yesterday until I was getting ready this morning.

So on my way to the post office yesterday, I spied the Google Maps truck a block away, as it approached, I felt the pressure mounting to immortalize myself in the annals on Philly mapdom. A bunch of boring, or otherwise rude gestures...
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roadieshow:
YES!!!!

You rule! Mayor & Google flash?? Extra points!
georgebest:
When mild civil disobedience goes wrong. I'm sure Nutter has gotten greeted in much worse ways on the street. I'd much rather get flashed than have some citizen bitch at me for trying to close their library/ pool etc., which is probably the usual scenario. Too funny...
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Iced coffee for breakfast,
Interluded with a trip to the National Archives,
and a frothy Guinness on tap for lunch.
Days off are the bestest.
roadieshow:
Sounds lovely.
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i woke up after a series of dreams thats clarity of nonsense kept me uneasy. there was a mans voice talking so softly it was nearly inaudible, a creak indicating a change of weight distribution on my floor in the corner. being skeptical and scared, i turned my head over on the pillow to give my left ear a chance to analyze the situation. my...
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