I'm sorry. I'm so drunk right now.
It was my friend's 21st birthday.
We went to a bar that played Bikini Kill and Jon Spencer and mother fucking Joan Jett.
That never happens in Charlotte.
I got really, really drunk and showed everyone my tits.
And danced.
And laid on the bar and the cute bartender girl poured drinks down my throat.
It was fun.
I'm drunk.
Drunk Tuesday is fun.
It was my friend's 21st birthday.
We went to a bar that played Bikini Kill and Jon Spencer and mother fucking Joan Jett.
That never happens in Charlotte.
I got really, really drunk and showed everyone my tits.
And danced.
And laid on the bar and the cute bartender girl poured drinks down my throat.
It was fun.
I'm drunk.
Drunk Tuesday is fun.
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