Dear Tax-payer,
Tonight, I have mostly been experimenting with drink. I have had 1 x pint of go go juice. It was everything but tasted of Orange Juice. I created a new drink as yet unnamed consisting of cider, white wine, white Bacardi, Vodka and ginger beer. Along with the beer, whiskey and ale, I am now inebriated.
Why am I telling you this, sweet tax-payer, you ask?... Because you paid for it.
For the trouble of going to war and fighting our nation's enemies on your behalf, I've parted with about 2 quid tonight and you've got the drinks in.
I just wanted to say thank you. It's much appreciated. Now lets go get a kebab.
Lieutenant Tubesound.
Tonight, I have mostly been experimenting with drink. I have had 1 x pint of go go juice. It was everything but tasted of Orange Juice. I created a new drink as yet unnamed consisting of cider, white wine, white Bacardi, Vodka and ginger beer. Along with the beer, whiskey and ale, I am now inebriated.
Why am I telling you this, sweet tax-payer, you ask?... Because you paid for it.
For the trouble of going to war and fighting our nation's enemies on your behalf, I've parted with about 2 quid tonight and you've got the drinks in.
I just wanted to say thank you. It's much appreciated. Now lets go get a kebab.
Lieutenant Tubesound.