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Death Valley Junction

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Wednesday May 19, 2004

May 19, 2004
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I've been so busy in the Last week.
Nothing but work and playing poker.

I made my reservations for the November Amsterdam trip. November 1st thru the 20th. I can't wait because I need it. I always look forward to the yearly trip of just smoking , drinking, eating and sleeping.
Now that I think about it, I can do everything I do in Amsterdam....here in Vegas.

And I'm heading out to LA in a week or two. I don't know exactly what I have planned out there, but I'm sure I'll figure something out.

I've been drinking heavily Absinthe.
At first I was skeptical about the stuff.
After a few shots and my now famous Absinthe/Sprite cocktail.....I dig the stuff.
It's sounds like its expensive at $100 to $200 a bottle, but a little goes a long way. It's extremely dangerous though, I hear artists like Degas not only drank it but cleaned thier brushes with it. skull

I'm plan heading out East to play in Foxwoods. I can't wait for that either.
I'm sure
Scarlett will be up for a trip to a Casino.
well until next time ...........Best wishes

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Weekly Joke for Voltaire

This trucker is driving down the highway and he sees a girl walking. He pulls over and picks her up.As they get down the road he puts his hand on her leg and she freakes out.He pulls over and tells her,"no fuck no ride." So the girl gets out. The truckers pet parot keeps yappin and he tells him, shut the hell up bird or i'll put you in the back,so the bird gets quiet. On down the road the trucker sees another lady walking down the road. Once again he pulls over and she gets in. He puts his hand on her leg and she flips out. So he pulls over and tells her, no fuck no ride. So she gets out. Again the bird is yappin even noiser than the last time. The trucker says if I have to tell you one more time to shut up asshole your goin in the back. On down the road the trucker picks up yet another woman. And again he tries to grab her and she starts screamin. He pulls over and tells her too, No fuck no ride. As he starts to pull off the bird is going crazy. He stops and grabs the bird and throws him in the back and sais i'll bet you'll shut the hell up now. As he gets driving down the road he notices the cops behind him pulling him over. When the cop asks him if he knew why he was pulling him over he said no sir what was I doin wrong? The cop sais there are chickens falling out of the back of your truck. The driver confused walks with him to the back of the truck to find his parrot grabing each chicken and throwing them out saying, No fuck no ride, no fuck no ride. skull
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twwly:
I love absinthe.
May 27, 2004
the_gargirl:
I may be going to Savannah,GA in July that will be my vacation!
wink
May 29, 2004

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