tryst

I was driving home from work this morning, and happened upon a miniature poodle-esque dog in the road. Evidently hit by a car. Dead. Broke my motherfucking heart. So, I picked up the stiff, dead, dog, moved her into the grass, and tried to call the owner. I couldn't reach them, so I ended up going to their house and telling them in person. Not fun.

One time my friends and I were playing taboo and one of them got the card "Rigor Mortis", and he was like "I'm going to have to pass on this one...I don't even know who this person is."