Wow. Last night I killed approximately 49,000 brain cells, thus resulting in a 10% decrease in total IQ. And it was worth it.
Mikey's show was incredible, and I cannot even begin to describe the drunken insanity that followed, so I'll actually leave most of the explaining to PunkNiteMike. He's passed out right now, but I'm sure he'll be writing a lengthy account of the weekend soon enough.
It was so nice to meet everyone who came out. I don't really feel like entering a ton of URLS now, and I don't even know all of your names on here, so please drop a line and let me know. SG Texas and her band, The Vexed, rocked my ass, twice, in addition to being fucking awesome people. It was also awesome seeing the Boners (Legbone). Doctacock...er....shock is a wanker, and he knows it.
Pixiedick, aka CelticBootGirl, is as cute as a button, and spreads trouble like the gospel. 
She's also making me a Morrissey pillow, which makes her about 20 million times cooler than you. So many awesome people worth mentioning -- unfortunately, I can't mention real names on here, and I don't know their SG names. And remember, anything that happened last night is not necessarily prime journal material. I have just as much dirt on each and every one of you.
Anyway, thanks to everyone who showed up and the bands who made the show a success. If Mikey wasn't a hungover slob right now, I'm sure he'd be saying the same thing. Alas, he's a hungover slob right now, and he's sleeping on his stomach, and I can see his buttcrack which is very disconcerting, to say the least. (He's going to murder me for that one.)
But yes, thanks to The Vexed, Legbone, The Give Ups, and The Stunned for playing, and for everyone who came out. Some of you travelled far, but I think I have the record having come from Virginia.
I'm going to go raid Mikey's refridgerator now -- and attempt to enjoy my final day in Ohio. I leave on the Greyhound at 11pm tonight. I'm really pissed that I lost my wallet.
Mikey's show was incredible, and I cannot even begin to describe the drunken insanity that followed, so I'll actually leave most of the explaining to PunkNiteMike. He's passed out right now, but I'm sure he'll be writing a lengthy account of the weekend soon enough.
It was so nice to meet everyone who came out. I don't really feel like entering a ton of URLS now, and I don't even know all of your names on here, so please drop a line and let me know. SG Texas and her band, The Vexed, rocked my ass, twice, in addition to being fucking awesome people. It was also awesome seeing the Boners (Legbone). Doctacock...er....shock is a wanker, and he knows it.
Pixiedick, aka CelticBootGirl, is as cute as a button, and spreads trouble like the gospel. She's also making me a Morrissey pillow, which makes her about 20 million times cooler than you. So many awesome people worth mentioning -- unfortunately, I can't mention real names on here, and I don't know their SG names. And remember, anything that happened last night is not necessarily prime journal material. I have just as much dirt on each and every one of you.
Anyway, thanks to everyone who showed up and the bands who made the show a success. If Mikey wasn't a hungover slob right now, I'm sure he'd be saying the same thing. Alas, he's a hungover slob right now, and he's sleeping on his stomach, and I can see his buttcrack which is very disconcerting, to say the least.
(He's going to murder me for that one.)
But yes, thanks to The Vexed, Legbone, The Give Ups, and The Stunned for playing, and for everyone who came out. Some of you travelled far, but I think I have the record having come from Virginia.
I'm going to go raid Mikey's refridgerator now -- and attempt to enjoy my final day in Ohio. I leave on the Greyhound at 11pm tonight. I'm really pissed that I lost my wallet.
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