It's Thanksgiving.
I am thankful for:
1. cigarettes
2. multiple orgasms
3. my sense of taste, and the ability of my stomach to feel either full or empty
4. lips
5. the ability to write music
6. correct grammar, syntax, and spelling existing
7. 711 Bratwursts with cheese, chili, onions and jalepenos
8. The horn on my car
9. the word "talented"
I am not thankful for:
1. Unsolicited instant messages from strangers
2. Insanely attractive gay guys
3. my first wrinkle
4. The Evil God who took Elliott Smith
5. Rent
6. Betrayal
7. Bones in meat or shells on crabs
8. Beets
9. All arachnids
Going to eat with the family today. My older brother claims he is going to watch football all day there. I claim that I am going to match my body weight in wine, and spit on anyone who complains about my dreadlocks. Cheers to all of you.
Laura
I am thankful for:
1. cigarettes
2. multiple orgasms
3. my sense of taste, and the ability of my stomach to feel either full or empty
4. lips
5. the ability to write music
6. correct grammar, syntax, and spelling existing
7. 711 Bratwursts with cheese, chili, onions and jalepenos
8. The horn on my car
9. the word "talented"
I am not thankful for:
1. Unsolicited instant messages from strangers
2. Insanely attractive gay guys
3. my first wrinkle
4. The Evil God who took Elliott Smith
5. Rent
6. Betrayal
7. Bones in meat or shells on crabs
8. Beets
9. All arachnids
Going to eat with the family today. My older brother claims he is going to watch football all day there. I claim that I am going to match my body weight in wine, and spit on anyone who complains about my dreadlocks. Cheers to all of you.
Laura
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not sure why I had never noticed your set before...
Punk Rock Night misses you
xox
Steve (Drunko) Retread