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PLEASE stop calling it "vegetarian turkey."
If it's vegetarian it's NOT a fucking turkey!
It's a horrible, evil mutation.
Mmmmmm...turkey....
Thank you for your time.

Interviewed to be on one of the "Death Panels" today. NAILED IT!!! Your granny better not come up on MY watch!!

I'd really like an SG girl make me get her name tattooed on my ass....

If one person farts during a massage, everyone pretty much knows who did it...

So depressed. My body is failing me.

"Take home a piece of history!
Only VIP's have access to buy any of the VIP lounge furniture.
Couches are only $100
Over-sized chairs are only $50
Decorative palm trees $25
Sold on a first come, first sold basis.
Cash only.Sold "as-is".No Refunds.Furniture must be picked up 7-9pm Sunday night only"

Really? Do you REALLY want a couch from the Adultcon VIP area? Think about...
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Recently read this on a site that does security for airports. It's talking about getting your fingerprints...seems a bit obvious to me...

Q: "What if my fingerprints cannot be captured?"

A: "A minimum of four fingerprints are required to complete enrollment. If a person is missing one hand, only the existing hand will be fingerprinted. If we cannot capture at least four fingerprints, we cannot...
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Hmmm...found some frozen cookie dough in the freezer...from "best by Nov. 2007."
Well, gonna try it out.
Wish me luck.

Holy shit! Bitch-ass Bush almost got nailed with a nasty-ass shoe!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I guess he got out of the way quickly enough becasue he had so much practice dodging the draft.

"I would rather be with the men and women of the United States military then with anybody else."
-George W. Bush.

-Unless of course it actually involves JOINING the military and fighting the wars...
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