PLEASE stop calling it "vegetarian turkey."
If it's vegetarian it's NOT a fucking turkey!
It's a horrible, evil mutation.
Mmmmmm...turkey....
Thank you for your time.
If it's vegetarian it's NOT a fucking turkey!
It's a horrible, evil mutation.
Mmmmmm...turkey....

Thank you for your time.
bitten:
i always say tofurkey. yummy
tintanankin:
You’re vegetarian?