Ghost dookey.
This is some weird shit...
OK--I SWEAR someone is coming into my house, dropping a deuce, not flushing, then leaving.
I know what you're thinking--this guy forgot to flush the toilet. And, I admit, I have been in a hurry at times or maybe the phone rings or whatever only to come back hours later and, well, you know...
But this is different. I woke up this morning, went into the bathroom opened the toilet and, there it was, a fudge dragon that had obviously been there a while. I flushed and thought--I gotta remember NOT to do that again. But then I realized there was NO toilet paper in the toilet! And I can say with all certainty and with GAWD ALMIGHTY as my witness, I have NEVER been TOO BUSY to wipe after dropping a brown baby boy.
My house could be on fire and believe me, I'd take care of business before I ran out of there screaming. This has me puzzled and, frankly, a lttle concerned...Thinking of getting a poopy spy cam...
This is some weird shit...
OK--I SWEAR someone is coming into my house, dropping a deuce, not flushing, then leaving.
I know what you're thinking--this guy forgot to flush the toilet. And, I admit, I have been in a hurry at times or maybe the phone rings or whatever only to come back hours later and, well, you know...
But this is different. I woke up this morning, went into the bathroom opened the toilet and, there it was, a fudge dragon that had obviously been there a while. I flushed and thought--I gotta remember NOT to do that again. But then I realized there was NO toilet paper in the toilet! And I can say with all certainty and with GAWD ALMIGHTY as my witness, I have NEVER been TOO BUSY to wipe after dropping a brown baby boy.
My house could be on fire and believe me, I'd take care of business before I ran out of there screaming. This has me puzzled and, frankly, a lttle concerned...Thinking of getting a poopy spy cam...