shit.
so there I am, right? sitting here, about to write an email, when I hear an explosion outside the window. 30 seconds later, I hear two more explosions, followed by the GIANT VOICE ALARM SYSTEM.....
so because of the fucking taliban fucking putting a rocket attack on my house, I gotta get into the damn bunker, leaving my email wide open. shit. you'd think these motherfuckers would learn some manners and let me finish typing before they decide to launch rockets at us.
good thing their aim is so shitty....
so there I am, right? sitting here, about to write an email, when I hear an explosion outside the window. 30 seconds later, I hear two more explosions, followed by the GIANT VOICE ALARM SYSTEM.....
so because of the fucking taliban fucking putting a rocket attack on my house, I gotta get into the damn bunker, leaving my email wide open. shit. you'd think these motherfuckers would learn some manners and let me finish typing before they decide to launch rockets at us.
good thing their aim is so shitty....
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evilwillow:
yikes! don't scare us like that. 
pulloffmywings:
well, if it makes you feel any better, I'm in the middle of North Dakota....