troyage

So by the prompting of my homegrrl daniyell I'm going to try to update more often, hopefully I don't give you fine folks much whiny,emo I need a grrlfriend crap. Today brian came and woke me up so we could go see the new star wars movie. I must say it was pretty fucking good. After the flick we went to the store to get stuff so I could cook tofu spaghetti, so good. While shit was cooking and I was washing a couple of dishes I was listening to the Slayer album reign in blood, the song was jesus saves.

DISCLAIMER - If you get get offeneded by jesus jokes do not read any further, I don't want anyone get mad and feeding me to lions or pissed off soccer moms. So while listening to the song jesus saves I came up with this idea. What if jesus got tired of doing what ever it is his hippie ass does and decided to open up a super store like walmart? I can see it now..... The tagline would go something like this Hello, welcome to martyr mart the only super store where Jesus saves.........you tons of money with his sinner slashing price roll down. I can almost feel the holy goodness of the store now

Well I guess that's it for now. Later peeps. =troy=