I'm a little freaked by yesterday's Peruvian plane crash, since I'll be taking basically the same flight in 3 weeks. My brother keeps annoying me by saying "Anaconda!" every time my back is turned, and one of my co-workers gave me a copy of "Alive".
Fucking smart asses, all of 'em.
Why am I going to Peru?you might ask yourself. Well, I'm taking an 84 year old man on a slow boat up the Amazon. My parents travelled a lot while mom was alive, but she always picked the destination. When I asked my dad where
he'd always wanted to go, he said "I've always wanted to see the Amazon".
Git me an ideer in mah brainpan, and there ain't no cutting bait. So, we've had our HepB vaccine, our Yellow Fever shots, and soon will start taking anti-malaria pills.
All I can say is, I better see a fuckin' sloth. Keep the damn monkeys, I want a sloth. Just so I can say the word "sloth" repeatedly for the rest of my life, as I tell people about my travels.
Where is she getting the cash for this?you might ask.
Visa, and the rest of the year's catering cash.
Fucking smart asses, all of 'em.
Why am I going to Peru?you might ask yourself. Well, I'm taking an 84 year old man on a slow boat up the Amazon. My parents travelled a lot while mom was alive, but she always picked the destination. When I asked my dad where
he'd always wanted to go, he said "I've always wanted to see the Amazon".
Git me an ideer in mah brainpan, and there ain't no cutting bait. So, we've had our HepB vaccine, our Yellow Fever shots, and soon will start taking anti-malaria pills.
All I can say is, I better see a fuckin' sloth. Keep the damn monkeys, I want a sloth. Just so I can say the word "sloth" repeatedly for the rest of my life, as I tell people about my travels.
Where is she getting the cash for this?you might ask.
Visa, and the rest of the year's catering cash.
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