trocar

I'll ask you again - may I be your lil trocar button?

Autumn always makes me feel like I'm waiting for something just about to happen. The air has a tension in it like when someone photographs something with a point too close to the edge of the frame but not touching it.

dude... for reals?

Really? Why thank you. The pressure is on now, but I'm down.
Alright then, talk me through one day of you life in the death trade and I won't bore you with one of my days in the telephonic mobile distribution trade, needless to say if I stay in said trade for much longer I will end up on a slab in front of you.

I believe I will do the pestering you suggest. I'm good at pestering, while I can take a hint sometimes it's better to just ignore it. There is one a mere stones throw from me, I might as well be family for we share a surname. It is fate I would wager.

I wouldn't even challenge Richard Dean Anderson with a mullet like that. Only Chuck Norris could defeat in the battle of hair. With you and Richie, it's all about wits and electrons. As he is clearly faking you have that down!!!

My face is aching, perhaps I should see a medic.
Later.
Your first comment to me was one of the greatest comments I have ever received. AMAZING!!

Fucking WOW!!
There is a word for the likes of you...

I think my favourite thing you have done is almost being eaten by bears. Tell me, how does that happen to someone on three separate occasions in their life?
How old are you?
I am so glad I joined your group.
I will visit my dentist about my jaw. I do hope it is not wisdom tooth related but then if it isn't a tooth issue, what the fuck is it??

Alright, so okay I was reading your whole explanation on zombies and as reassuring as it is I was never really that afraid of zombies. It was always sharks that scared me the most so I can relate to your irrational fear that zombies will get you one day.
I do however think kind it's of a necessary thing. The fear that one day I will be savaged by a shark even though I know it will never happen gives me some sort of edge, something to keep me on my toes.
While one would think you are over your fear of zombies, you're not really. Your need for weaponry says it all really. It's a charming fear we both have. One to cultivate I think.
Thank you so much for noticing how literate I am. I do pride myself of that bit I must say because I did in fact fail maths in my exams and that means I failed my final exams which means I also never graduated.
I also know what that's like. It's not so bad.
But lets compete at word games! You would make a worthy contender, of this I have no doubt.

Yea, I did say that about no one ever knowing but I have already had the affair. On Saturday morning we sinned and on Monday morning, not even 48 hours later everyone was chattering about it. So I believe I will leave it because although life is to short for saying no it is too long when it's shit and I know how I would feel if I were the girlfriend...
And I'm not sure but I might be using him to make someone else jealous, I can't tell yet.
But thank you again for your advice, you are right. One is too long dead to be truly concerned for the consequences.

I really like the lavaline "discreet" mailboxes...with the adverts seeking "jogger ladies" and "mommies." erf! I will never get those two hours of my life back...my innocence was stolen.

You're delicious.

Wanna meet by the roadside sometime? I know this great little spot....

krrr-ke, prrrdt prrrrrrrrrrrrt eee-erh, lick lick lick

oh my god, literally ten minutes ago i was quoting that exact quote to my roommate! incredible!

heat, or spice, is definately most skillfully presented with a good accompanying taste, as opposed to heat for heat's sake. some food pairings are perfect with hot, spicy foods. others just don't work.

Kitten's mittens AND bee's knees.

I love you man but I coulda done without the Hasslehoff damn it.

but thanks for thinking of me as I grow old and one day closer to the likes of you working on me.

I'd keep you warm! Muwhahahaha....

Not really. At least I don't think. We sit near each other on the bus but have never actually spoke or anything. He's always playing his DS and listening to music. He could have a girlfriend for all I know.

We saw RE:Extinction. I liked it, I hadn't seen the other ones so I had to ask Moogle why Alice had magic powers. I had never played the game either. I had no clue what the thing was about.

30 Days of Night seems a little contrived don't you think. Power goes out when it's darkness up in Alaska or whatever. Yea, how convenient. Still looks good though. I think we're seeing it.

I don't know what we're seeing this weeeeeeekend.

Thanks
I do like orange juice

A roomate of mine was in love with derBeek. He had the BIGGEST cardboard head from some Dawsons Creek or movie promo-it would startle me every time i'd pass his room as it was angled to stare at you through the doorway and down the hall. i don't even know how it was attached to the wall it was so sickening.