Friday Feb 15, 2008

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panda_pewp:
oh sorry about that, let me just get that knife out of your kidney........
babyhead:
Now that I am eating again (thank you Seymour!!) I can safely comment. Sorry to hear about your latest news...The moustache ride sounds lovely, pick me up at 8?

Wednesday Feb 13, 2008

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The woman I've loved for the last decade revealed to me this morning she no longer shares the same feelings I have. Maybe I've known for a while and refused to admit it, or I'd just hoped everything would work itself out. Truth or reality or whatever that bitch concept of the mind calls herself now has dealt me a severe blow. Anything approaching ration...
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ladyexxa:
lil_em:
I'm here babe, whenever you're ready.

Much love and lots of cuddles.

xx

Friday Feb 08, 2008

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I've been portraying myself in a light that isn't true, you see I'm actually an asshole; see "complete jerk", "wanker", etc. etc. You may be in a state of disbelief but I've brought evidence:

1) There was the female clerk that worked in the video store I frequented in my teens that always gave me shit about late charges, called my mother to ask if...
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panda_pewp:
I'm a rock "n" roll cunt!!1 hahahahhahahahaha
violet_grim:
"Don't worry, once the light goes on they all scatter."

*snicker*

3) I used to sneak into Christian day-camps and pretend to be whatever domination the event was to make-out with the girls.

Wish I'd thought of that one.... biggrin

Sunday Feb 03, 2008

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My move from one house to another included:

- temperatures at -48 degrees.
- a frozen car battery.
- a realtor trying to stiff me $1500.
- a deflated car tire.
- sickness all around me.
- a dead computer.
- a stunned cat.

So the fact that's it's all over with now gives me a feeling akin to being the hybrid offspring of Indiana...
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bloodletting:
Hi, thanks for the welcome!! I have much to read in the Embalming Room group, and I can't wait smile skull
lil_em:
I'm sure you're right hon, and while I do have a little house, I just can't face cleaning it, I'd rather just run away at this point.

Having said that, if you mean cleaning my house as in getting my life in order and doing stuff, I'm with you all the way!

How is your little house coming along? I hope you're settling in ok?

xx

Saturday Jan 26, 2008

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lil_em:
You're such a sweetheart!!

Hope the move is going well too darling, I wanna hear all about it when you're settled in.

xx
synema:
My butt felt funny yesterday. It was almost like my pants had ripped right open or I completely wet myself. When really, I had just lost all feeling in my posterior.

kiss

Friday Jan 18, 2008

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From the fine folks at the rotton.com library:

Dante's Inferno

Circle One: Almost every student struggling through a Catholic school education inevitably arrives at the theological question: What happens to innocent people who are not baptized through no fault of their own? The Church invented "limbo" for this concept; Dante made it the first circle of Hell, a sort of Hell Lite. The first...
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panda_pewp:
Well I guess Im going to "hell" Im a giant and I lust...well....lets just say Im the poster child of sin!!!! hahahahahaha so how have you been since I've been away?
panda_pewp:
Fucking schweeeeeettttt!!!
Don't you fucking hate it when you find stuff you didn't know you owned. I remember this one time I found this extremely large dildo,Which I'm thinking was a gag gift that I just threw in the closet, and was completely confused as to how it got there. My ex was standing there and let me tell you that was uncomfortable!!!
Well good luck with the moving. Have fun in your sea of boxes and such.

Monday Jan 07, 2008

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marvel:


Don't cha?
marvel:
Aw, you can have the meatball kiss

Saturday Dec 29, 2007

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Breastseven the word raises eyebrows and grapples with attention spans, but is the infinite power of the human female breast really appreciated beyond its pure physical elements? In a seriousness and direct candor I feel the breast; not meat-eating, bipedalism, pack-hunting, or the rudimentary beginnings of language, is the focal point of all human social and cultural development. It's a bold claim, of that I'm...
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ladyexxa:
How about...I make you a cake mix milkshake...but instead of milk, I use water?
ladyexxa:
WHATT? speak up i had my hearing aid turned down

Friday Dec 21, 2007

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nuit:
I love Green Tea too.
I am now going to Wikipedia it and learn all about it's green leafy glory!

marvel:
I am also very stoked for AVP-R biggrin

Chester Copperpot, indeed.

Sunday Dec 16, 2007

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girl_afraid:
puppieeeeeeeeeez!
girl_afraid:
for reals! we had a white elephant gift exchange and i gots some sweet plates. i will put pictures up later.
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