Mildly amusing things about me:
-I can quite easily watch cartoons all day long, current hot pics are Samurai Jack, Metatlocalypse, Venture Brothers, Futurama, Harvey Birdman...really I'm a large child. And I quote that stuff all over the place "Yeah I did the nasty in the pasty." and "Put the boots to him, medium style".
-I love going to the gym, I have no fitness...
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-I can quite easily watch cartoons all day long, current hot pics are Samurai Jack, Metatlocalypse, Venture Brothers, Futurama, Harvey Birdman...really I'm a large child. And I quote that stuff all over the place "Yeah I did the nasty in the pasty." and "Put the boots to him, medium style".
-I love going to the gym, I have no fitness...
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nymphetalona:
I'm off to the video store tonight (to get my next Six Feet Under fix!) so I'll check out those two films. I remember seeing bits of The Life Aquatic on a promo loop tape from when I worked for Blockbuster, but I never actually watched the whole thing.
tian:
I'm crouching behind the guy wearing the mask with the yellow hair.
So I've come to the conclusion that in order for my life to be anywhere near complete, I need a arch-villainess. A girl of malicious intent, her every move bend on my destruction; super weapons, hench men, intrigue, disguisethe whole show. Now I'm not super-powered or a rich-boy with loads of fancy toys and free time, nor a super scientist or anyone that really merit's...
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sinlover:
Have you tried sending your application into The Guild Of Calamitous Intent?
nuit:
I played Mario Kart on the Wii when you were working. If that's not Evil I don't know what is.
To use a dated reference my life right now is much like a very boring X-file at the moment, no aliens going toe-to-toe with Mulder and Scully, but the unfathomable weirdness is flowing at full capacity.
Divorce as seen on TV and real life are two very different appetizers, I feel no wrath, anger, bitterness, rage, vengeance or anything else at all negative towards my...
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Divorce as seen on TV and real life are two very different appetizers, I feel no wrath, anger, bitterness, rage, vengeance or anything else at all negative towards my...
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girl_afraid:
aww. i feel pretty useless right now, not having anything to do. i'm trying to find a job and stay active and positive. how are you these days?
lil_em:
I know its only been a few days but I've missed speaking to you this week hon. I hope you're ok.
xx
xx
Venture Brothers + star wars = pure gold...
frida_13:
you just made my morning!
aaamy:
You bet your britches! 
Would you like to be Second-in-Command??
Would you like to be Second-in-Command??
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This is gold...
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jamila:
OK good because I'm kinda lazy, that would be very helpful.
violet_grim:
.... but was it the shark or the fat lady? 
These are the two greatest things I've ever seen (well aside from boobs that is)...
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serenity225:
That first one was great. Are those guys from Adult Swim or something? The Spongebob one didn't do much for me after seeing the first one. It was hillarious.
aeryka:
its not that blue that pictures would be awesome. its kinda like old blue haired lady blue. ill take pictures tomorrow after i get it fixed.
This has been a very transitional week for me; I had to buy a replacement car 'cause my Tercel caught fire on the highway, our divorce kit arrived a few days ago so soon the nuptuial split will be all legalfied, and the beard is now a thing of the past. Life can be fairly weird sometimes, but I look at it like a young...
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user0920211101:
i hate it when cars explode, but i understand their need for a dramatic end.
thnx for the birthday hasselhoff.
xo
thnx for the birthday hasselhoff.
xo
aeryka:
knock knock
that reminds me a bit of when i go into my local video game store and the gamer geeks think i'm a lot younger cos of my size... getting hit on by a guy just out of high school is a little awkward!