trocar

So I've come to the conclusion that in order for my life to be anywhere near complete, I need a arch-villainess. A girl of malicious intent, her every move bend on my destruction; super weapons, hench men, intrigue, disguisethe whole show. Now I'm not super-powered or a rich-boy with loads of fancy toys and free time, nor a super scientist or anyone that really merit's a costumed nemesis's feminine yin to counter my unharnessed yang. Really I desire to be kept on my toes by evil schemes and the occasional attempt on my wellbeing. Stalkers and arm-chair psychotics need not apply, I require professional menace, timingtacticsprecision mayhem and calculated torment.

"Oh, it must be dreamy to have a costumed nemesis. Chasing you... wringing her gloved hands in concern of your every move."

When you think of me does the above quote mimic the rapacious thoughts wrestling each other in your head? If so drop me a resume and we'll be in contact.

(As you can surely tell not only am I a nerd to the highest degree, but I've been watching The Venture Brothers with far too much attentionI made need professional helpkinda.)







"I demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty." - Vroomfondel

"I say okay." - Me