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You might get that train if the werewolves don't tear you to ribbons ( or fun facts about me).

- I never graduated from high school.
- I listened to Pixies' "Doolittle" for 7 months solid.
- I in conjunction with my brother started a forest fire when I was eight.
- I've lived in both Nelson and Fort Nelson, B.C.
- I was the first boy in my elementary school to have a pierced ear.
- I rode a skateboard everyday between the ages of 12 to 19.
- At one point in my life I could name every bone in the human body and five features on each bone.
- I've almost been eaten by bears three times.
- I was once chased by a police dog and jumped on a moving train to escape it.
- A tick almost burrowed through my skull when I was 5.
- I did grades 8,9,10, and 11 in a school in a mall.
- I could eat East Indian food all day long.
- I would consider myself a military history buff, despite the fact I never read when I'm nude.
- I hate driving.
- I love ginger beers.
- I haven't watched a porno with a guy in it in years.
- My mother, at last count has belonged to 14 different religions.
- I stole a kayak when I was 9.
- I ran a retail skateboard shop when I was 17.
- I've done tai chi since I was 16 to combat poor health.
- I've never voted.
- I've tried to catch a sasquatch.
- I once hitchhiked from Vancouver, B.C. to Nelson, B.C. with only a raincoat, skateboard, bottle of Japanese sake, and army issue protein candies.
- I dropped-out of junior high because my English teacher told a story about killing the Easter Bunny.
- I thought my parents divorce was a good idea when my mom first told my at the age of 12.
- I would kill to see Devo live.
- After Eights' chocolates are my crack cocaine.
- I was in a two-day coma.
- I like going to movies by myself.
- Adult Swim is one of the greatest things ever.