ok ok so the sex update. For all of those unmarried or childless this is a reminder to stay that way hahahh just kiddin lol
5 weeks ...no nookie
I self tanned, shaved, trimmed all the bits...even stashed lube and wipes under the pillows in case...I was prepared lile a desperate 30 year old vrgin boyscout....
I even put on a damn bra for supper...
It started good, my biggest mistake was I told him to slow down..."no hurry babe...its all good..."
just when things were getting interesting, talk of ummm...other holes ..hahah..and the pace quickening...
WAAAAHHHH ..baby Evelyn, 5 feet from us started to cry..
there was the immediate FUCK?!?!? should we finish..CAN we finish...oh god!!!
the answer is no. it really put you off yer game.
Within 5 minutes I was wiped all off...frustrated, a bit sweaty...and nursing her.
Its a good thing she is so cute!
5 weeks ...no nookie
I self tanned, shaved, trimmed all the bits...even stashed lube and wipes under the pillows in case...I was prepared lile a desperate 30 year old vrgin boyscout....
I even put on a damn bra for supper...
It started good, my biggest mistake was I told him to slow down..."no hurry babe...its all good..."
just when things were getting interesting, talk of ummm...other holes ..hahah..and the pace quickening...
WAAAAHHHH ..baby Evelyn, 5 feet from us started to cry..
there was the immediate FUCK?!?!? should we finish..CAN we finish...oh god!!!
the answer is no. it really put you off yer game.
Within 5 minutes I was wiped all off...frustrated, a bit sweaty...and nursing her.
Its a good thing she is so cute!
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argo:
I don't get a cry... I get a knock on the door!
metta:
THIS calls for a THROW DOWN next time.. NO PLANNING.. JUST DO IT!!!.. lol hair and all...