Reason to envy the fairer sex #342:
If a woman shaves before a date and botches the job, it's no problem. She can wear nylons to cover it up and still look sexy. Technically, I can do the same thing, but then I have to convince my lady that yes, robbing a liquor store is a fun date.
HOLY FUCKING BALLS it's cold! The metal trim on my windows have a centimeter of frost on them. There is a Windchill Warning in the Cities until Friday afternoon. What. the. fuck.
Last thought: I just woke up after only 3 hours of sleep. Black tea before bed was a very thoughtless action.
If a woman shaves before a date and botches the job, it's no problem. She can wear nylons to cover it up and still look sexy. Technically, I can do the same thing, but then I have to convince my lady that yes, robbing a liquor store is a fun date.
HOLY FUCKING BALLS it's cold! The metal trim on my windows have a centimeter of frost on them. There is a Windchill Warning in the Cities until Friday afternoon. What. the. fuck.
Last thought: I just woke up after only 3 hours of sleep. Black tea before bed was a very thoughtless action.