I have a problem with men. It hits me every now and then, when I once again ask myself why I can't be normal and get a boyfriend like everybody else. Why I keep insisting on being alone all the time.
I am too old to be interested in looks. Besides, the good looking guys are usually pretty boring anyway. I am not fit enough to find a guy at the gym with the body of a Greek God, and to be honest they're never that good in bed anyway. I don't want rich guys, fancy clothes, flashy lifestyle or any bad boy attitude.
I live in potential harem heaven. All these guys, and all I can think of is that even though I could imagine going to bed with a few of them, there is none that I can imagine waking up next to. Even less waking up next to in ten years, which is what I am beginning to realize that I want.
No, what really - REALLY - turns me on, is intelligence.
Make smart remarks in the conversation. Show subliminal social awareness. Make it clear that you know how to put two and two together, are not afraid to show it. Be just a tiny bit smarter than everybody, and know it. I will be butter in your hands.
Problem is that this smart guy has to actually fall for me. Girl Without Conversation Skills 1.0.
We always want what we can't have. Stupid ass fate.
I am too old to be interested in looks. Besides, the good looking guys are usually pretty boring anyway. I am not fit enough to find a guy at the gym with the body of a Greek God, and to be honest they're never that good in bed anyway. I don't want rich guys, fancy clothes, flashy lifestyle or any bad boy attitude.
I live in potential harem heaven. All these guys, and all I can think of is that even though I could imagine going to bed with a few of them, there is none that I can imagine waking up next to. Even less waking up next to in ten years, which is what I am beginning to realize that I want.
No, what really - REALLY - turns me on, is intelligence.
Make smart remarks in the conversation. Show subliminal social awareness. Make it clear that you know how to put two and two together, are not afraid to show it. Be just a tiny bit smarter than everybody, and know it. I will be butter in your hands.
Problem is that this smart guy has to actually fall for me. Girl Without Conversation Skills 1.0.
We always want what we can't have. Stupid ass fate.
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accuser:
As I get older, I feel the same. Don't get me wrong, I want a girl who does something for me on a purely physical level, but I find myself dismissing more and more girls on the basis of personality and intelligence, and considering girls I probably wouldn't have noticed before. It's very frustrating. Much easier to pick a hot girl out of a crowd.
snottlebocket:
The ironic thing is there's probably just as many men out there saying the same things, and failing to find women like you.