Sunday Apr 18, 2004

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earlier this evening there was a storm in the sky above the city of minneapolis.

lightning, wind, hard rain, and thunder were featured.

we feted this act of nature with our own act of nature: opening the blinds and fucking like wildebeasts.

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sicily:
sounds like explosive diarrhea...please seek help immediatly bok
flux:
You're such a nut. I'm so excited about being able to write on Tln. Yessss....

Sunday Apr 11, 2004

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i christen thee

the walking orgasm.


love love love love love love love


spring is here, my lovelies - go out and smell the daffodils fucking.
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torihoney:
so that's what that creepy rustling noise is outside.... daffodils making sweet sweet love....
madigan:
Hey, pig fucker!

For some reason, I have no alergies. Daffodile fucking scares me not.

However, two speds mating would.

Monday Apr 05, 2004

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Paradox: to embrace Chaos is not to slide toward entropy but to emerge into an energy like stars, a pattern of instantaneous grace - a spontaneous organic order completely different from the carrion pyramids of sultans, muftis, cadis & grinning executioners.

After Chaos comes Eros - the principle of order implicit in the nothingness of the unqualified One. Love is structure, system, the only code...
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naiad_:
whatever
naja_haje:
I love The Wishing Well. Great decor. On Friday and Saturday nights they feature the musical styling on Marlena Wray. My roommate is in tight with the boys at Slims, where we were on the aforementioned night. Actually Slims was the locale of this years Christmas miracle. My boys and I bellied up for some drinks and were treated to the bonanza Christmas buffet. Fried chicken, cheesy broccoli, dungeoness crab, $2 mixed drinks, etc, etc,... I have been to Shagnastys and it was... ah.. well... nasty.

whateverlove whateverlove whateverlove whateverlove whateverlove whateverlovepuke

Yeah, I caught that article in the Mercury when it came out. Good stuff.

Sunday Mar 28, 2004

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A. I GOT NEW RUNNING SHOES TODAY. $59.99 PLUS TAX PLUS KISS MY ASS.

B. LAST NIGHT I SAW HEDWIG & THE ANGRY INCH. SHE IS MY HERO. KISS MY ASS.

C. LOOK AT MY NEW PICTURES WITH LAME FRENCH CAPTIONS. BAISE-TOI LA DERRIERE.

D. I CAN'T WAIT TO HECKLE THIS LOSER WHEN SG-BURLESQUE II COMES TO TOWN. KISS MY FUCKING ASS.

E. kiss kiss kiss kiss

P.S. skull
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mister_x:
hedwig is great, i saw a preformance in dallas that blew my fucking mind.
juliana:
WHY DIDN'T YOU POST IN MY JOURNAL WHEN YOU WROTE THIS. KISS MY FUCKING ASS.

Wednesday Mar 24, 2004

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Goat left behind with message for police

WAUKESHA, Wis. [AP] - Someone aiming to get the goat of Waukesha police left behind a bizarre missive - and a goat.

The goat was attached to a lamp post downtown, along with a message scrawled on an orange piece of paper:

"I stole a goat you (expletive) cops. I stole a goat and dropped it on this...
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naiad_:
This makes me miss my hometown!! biggrin

edited to ask you what's up with the surfin' sperm??? Hmmm......

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torihoney:
it's like a love letter from the mafia... like next time, someone grazes with the goats, you hear me paisan? guess we know what the good folks of wis. like to do with their free time, plan elaborate barnyard hijinks.

Wednesday Mar 17, 2004

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Her hair was the color of bollocks
And her breath was as sweet as a shite
I knew the first moment I loved her
No doubt shed not put up a fight
The chunks in her hair were attractive
They were yellowish and brownish and pink
She'd been up half the night just a drinkin'
Or so's I surmised from the stink

Hey, hey, Mary...
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torihoney:
surfing sperm? are you sure you aren't from california??
sicily:
i think yur trying to breed mini trisasstigus's, GOD FUCKING SAVE US ALL!!!!!!!! EL SUICIDO LOCO

[Edited on Mar 23, 2004 1:25AM]

Friday Mar 12, 2004

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earlier tonight the old swanhole and i played a few songs for the minions at a local open mic. the set list:

1. ring of fire.
2. stella bella. a song we wrote about our furry quadruped daughter.
3. don't shit where you eat. by ween.
4. earth pilgrim. our rendition of a song written by the dude who organized the open mic.
5. motherfucking...
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madigan:
OH MY JESUS.

I feel so loved.

Here's a little Ode To Me:

There once was a girl named Reagan
To Jesus she did no prayin'
Her heart was black
As a matter of fact
T'was no life they were a-savin'

I AM SO BRILLIANT.

p.s. I want a mix tape of the songs and your first born.
sicily:
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!!!???!!!!???? ARRR!!!

Friday Mar 05, 2004

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Its not a museum piece, our love. Its an organic living breathing entity. It needs attention. Water twice a week. Daily sun. Constant carbon dioxide. And I cant expect or assume it will take care of itself. If I did I suppose it might on its own but I do not want to take that chance. It is a flower of extraordinary beauty and I...
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sicily:
hey! there's a tick in your asshole!
naiad_:
Ahhhh.......marriage.

Thursday Feb 26, 2004

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Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday dear trismegistus
Happy Birthday to me

p.s.

KISS MY ASS.

skull love skull love skull love skull love skull


p.p.s.

check out the adorable new photo i added to my pics. DO IT NOW.

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sicily:
hey! fucking swollen ass blister!! it's NOT your birthday anymore...no, today is the day where i remove your left thumb with a rusty hatchet! puke puke puke puke smile
naja_haje:
E-Prime rang a dull bonk in my cluttered mind. I read Illuminatus! back in '92 and never received it back after I lent it out. Hopefully it never rested in any one person's keep.

Standard English
Trismegistus is a goat felcher.

English Prime
Trismegistus appears to be felching a goat when he wears its ass as a hat.

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Monday Jan 26, 2004

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Happy belated 87th birthday to the greatest actor of all time.

If you don't believe the above claim then I suggest you check this shit out.

(Also see #6 in my pics.)


In other news, I think I just pooped my pants. smile smile smile
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naja_haje:
Look who's pink!!!

Hey man, the corndog-fox is going to squat in your journal until you update. smile

sicily:
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY SMELLY CUNT BAG!!!!!!!!!

maybe one of those fucking cave dwellers over in siberia will give you a fucking computer...either that, or i'm going to have to poisen your cat and devour your first born!!!!!!!! skull skull skull skull skull skull skull

i miss your stinky swan molested asshole frown
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